Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.

(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.

by Sketchead October 24, 2009

butt failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.

On June 22nd, 2008, George Carlin died of butt failure in Santa Monica, CA. He was 71. He farted too much.

by VarietyPerson April 20, 2010

To Failure

When you can't go on anymore & have to drop the weight.
Used to describe amount of reps the person does until he fails to do anymore.
Used commonly in body building lingo.

Guy1: Now finish with dumbbell fly
Guy2: How many reps?
Guy1: To Failure
Guy2: aight...

by Strong Chuy July 26, 2009

engineering failure

1) something designed by an engineer that fails to complete its purpose of existence.
2) somebody who is studying engineering in post-secondary school and failing a lot of courses

in relation to def 1)
Jenn: my favorite type of chewy candy is green apple
Chris: you are an engineering failure
Jenn: i agree

in relation to def 2)
Jason: i failed my test
Chris: me too
Together: we're engineering failures =C
/wrist

by Sedra Smith March 13, 2009

Epic Failure

The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.

If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.

Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.

by Nick Callies April 29, 2008

penis failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.

On June 22, 2008, George Carlin passed away due to penis failure.

by VarietyPerson November 28, 2011

epoch failure

A failure of such great magnitude that it can only be quantified in geologic time.

John: While rolling last night I tried to pull off a flying armbar but I ended up missing it and landing on my head.

Jane: Wow...Epic failure.

John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.

Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!

by Seamuskc July 13, 2018