what in the actual factual

1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.

1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"

by JordaNINsoco October 29, 2022

The Factual Report

Jayse loves talula more

The factual report is that I love you more

by Table manors November 12, 2023

factually

Actually a fact

Best friend- we need chipotle

Me- factually!

by cra6ckk September 4, 2020

Factual Fact

An ism the most beautiful woman on the planet taught me.

Bethany 641 is the most beautiful girl on the planet. No contest, and that's a factual fact.

by Private015 August 11, 2022

Authentic Factual Response Or Mischievous Challenge?

The British way of asking Truth Or Dare

Excuse me sir Authentic Factual Response Or Mischievous Challenge?
Hmm, Frivolous Challenge
Drink tea with copious levels of sugar
Ho Ho Ho

by Funny British Guy March 30, 2025

factually

fart + actually = factually its just like a math equation

to actually fart

Mom I am factually farting right now!

by successful definitions November 5, 2022

factual no captual

a statement that is true and factual containing no joke

“i do drugs”
“factual no captual”

by slayer111 June 10, 2022