Shit-Facebooking

The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.

"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."

or

"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."

or

Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.

by dailywordnerd May 5, 2010

Facebonking

Sexual encounters via facebook. Esp. if on a regular basis between the same people. This is done through private messages, facebook chat, or wall posts.

"I was up all night facebonking **** he sure knows how to please a woman!"

"Yeah I've been facebonking this girl for a while now, the other night we were chatting and my Mum walked in on us, it was so embarassing."

by Lyd8 May 27, 2011

facepooing

To creep on facebook while on the toilet during a number 2 session.

O man i was facepooing some highschool friends today, and i didnt know kenny had a kid.

by cachuga July 16, 2011

instant facebooking (IF)

When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.

I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.

by rebel wordsmith November 15, 2009

Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.

Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.

by Poptart. March 4, 2014

Facebogging

The act of retreating to the office toilet cubicle to access popular social networking sites on your smart phone. Usually to avoid the gaze of colleagues and over zealous bosses. This practice is commonplace in large companies who revel in blocking access to certain websites.

Hey man, you missed the team meeting this morning, where the hell were you?

Oh, sorry dude, I was busy Facebogging.

by Captain Tact March 17, 2011

Facebombing

The act of taking a picture that contains a funny or strange face and photoshopping that face onto the other people in the picture.

Guy: Hey, check out this picture of Kyle at the party. He looks like he shat himself. I'm gonna facebomb this.
-some time later-

Guy: hey, look what I did.

Girl: Oh my god, they all have that face, thats so funny!

Guy: Yeah, these party pics are facebombing gold.

by MistaBojangles3 February 26, 2010