ass face

Richard is an ass face.

Have you seen that ass face with a nose in between his cheeks!!!

That ass face has kaka breath!!!

That girl takes it in the ass face like a faggot in the ass!!

by Joe Junior February 19, 2004

face down ass up

A great sex position in which the girl stands bent over and the guy stands behind her. Also a good song by 50 Cent and Tony Yayo

Face Down, Ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.

by Christina August 30, 2004

Ass face

Someone whose chin looks like someones ass has recently been on it.

Matt's such an ass face. Look's like someone's been shootin' the rim.

by Hank August 23, 2003

Face Tits Ass Scale

The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.

Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?

Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?

Friend: No?

Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.

Friend: That's unfortunate.

by Huntiar February 13, 2019

face down ass up

The most simple instructions for the new cummer in the "fabulous" community

"Face down ass up - bitch", said Bubba to his new cellmate.

by PrisonGuard April 5, 2007

fuck face my ass

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.

Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...

by Karl Gomes October 2, 2007

Ass face

someone who sticks the head between there legs and licks there ass crack. You can tell usally who these peaple are because like scanky hores that suck dick,(on the girls lips theres jizz) you can see crusties on there lips. ASS FACE

im a dumbass that cant come up with a good defonition for something as dumb as ass face. ASS FACE

by the evilleprican August 29, 2003