Fajita Johnson

Overacting or, trying to hard to impress. Sometimes just overall idiocy

1: "Alright, move, move, move! We gotta win this one!
2: "Fine, jeez, u don't have to be such a Fajita Johnson"

by werty29991 December 21, 2014

Fajillion

The multiplication of a fajita and a billion

dude theres like a fajillion people here lets go home.

by Rohamz November 15, 2011

Fajail

A fail so severe, that you go to the fail jail.

A fat man doing the shuffle...FAJAIL!

by Carokick December 17, 2011

Fajilla

A female gorrillas vagina.

That female has the biggest fajilla ive ever seen

by YourMUM December 7, 2012

Faati

Faati is a really petite girl. People often find a faati's smallness a bit severe at first but her extremely sexy body and highly attractive personality overcome any initial apprehensions. She serves as an amazing bestie and is sure to be there for you when you feel like the walls of your world are closing in. Faati's can also be described as an extraordinarily sociable girls that have a strange obsession with music of all forms. She is also super cool, but never goes far enough to be called a hipster. Who wants that anyway. Hipsters are pretentious.

"Oh my word check that faati out, I love her shoes."

"Why do you even like that weird croatian rock music? you're such a faati."

"Oh no, i'm sorry we don't stock faati sizes here, we do have a kids section that you could check out though."

by The Dictionary of Sylvia Platt August 17, 2014

Stale Fajita

A leathery, often vacant remnent of a female's genitalia. Often found on skanks.
Makes Elton John crave man stank.

Elton John: so, Mr. Zack. . .your mother's Stale Fajita made me sick to my stomach so now i only go after man pussy.

Mr. Zack H.: . . .tis true *runs away to get him sum Stale Fajita*

by Mr. TaiMaiShoo June 16, 2009

Creamy Fajita

During the act of intercourse, whilst reaching the point of climax, the male must quickly grab a tortilla (refrigerated/microwaved) and proceed to relieve his load into the tortilla. After the tortilla is prepared fajita style, the male feeds the creamy snack to his deserving partner.

My wife said she was hungry, so I gave that bitch a good ol' creamy fajita.

by swaggie guy May 15, 2014