Faati is a really petite girl. People often find a faati's smallness a bit severe at first but her extremely sexy body and highly attractive personality overcome any initial apprehensions. She serves as an amazing bestie and is sure to be there for you when you feel like the walls of your world are closing in. Faati's can also be described as an extraordinarily sociable girls that have a strange obsession with music of all forms. She is also super cool, but never goes far enough to be called a hipster. Who wants that anyway. Hipsters are pretentious.
"Oh my word check that faati out, I love her shoes."
"Why do you even like that weird croatian rock music? you're such a faati."
"Oh no, i'm sorry we don't stock faati sizes here, we do have a kids section that you could check out though."
"Why do you even like that weird croatian rock music? you're such a faati."
"Oh no, i'm sorry we don't stock faati sizes here, we do have a kids section that you could check out though."
by The Dictionary of Sylvia Platt August 17, 2014
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Mars... I always thought of it as a romantic place, a planet of mystery and adventure.
I came here 6 months ago thinking it would be an escape from earth.
I wanted some time to think, to figure out what to do with my life.
A year in the Ultor mines seemed like a great way to straiten myself out... man was I a fool.
Life in the mines is hell. I haven't had a minute to myself since I got here.
You’re jammed 8 to a room; time sharing your bunks... conditions are barley livable.
And the guards are everywhere. Ultor doesn't care if we live or die.
We’re at the breaking point.
And then there's the plague killing off miners left and right.
When the man next to you dies before your eyes and your turn can come any minute.... it freaks you out.
No one knows where it came from or how to cure it.... or at least the miners don’t know.
Someone named EOS is putting up pamphlets in the barracks, claiming that Ultors' responsible for the plague.
The pamphlets urge minors to be ready for a revolt against Ultor.
A lot of miners are muttering, but nothing's come of it yet.
As bad as things are in the barracks, they're brutal down in the mines.
You spend 10 hours drenched in your own sweat in the envirosuit, grinding away at rock walls.
The guards make sure you work the whole shift... they enjoy their work way too much.
You get out of the driller after your shift is over and all you've done is dig yourself in a little deeper...
I don't know how long I can keep doing this...
Mars... I always thought of it as a romantic place, a planet of mystery and adventure.
I came here 6 months ago thinking it would be an escape from earth.
I wanted some time to think, to figure out what to do with my life.
A year in the Ultor mines seemed like a great way to straiten myself out... man was I a fool.
Life in the mines is hell. I haven't had a minute to myself since I got here.
You’re jammed 8 to a room; time sharing your bunks... conditions are barley livable.
And the guards are everywhere. Ultor doesn't care if we live or die.
We’re at the breaking point.
And then there's the plague killing off miners left and right.
When the man next to you dies before your eyes and your turn can come any minute.... it freaks you out.
No one knows where it came from or how to cure it.... or at least the miners don’t know.
Someone named EOS is putting up pamphlets in the barracks, claiming that Ultors' responsible for the plague.
The pamphlets urge minors to be ready for a revolt against Ultor.
A lot of miners are muttering, but nothing's come of it yet.
As bad as things are in the barracks, they're brutal down in the mines.
You spend 10 hours drenched in your own sweat in the envirosuit, grinding away at rock walls.
The guards make sure you work the whole shift... they enjoy their work way too much.
You get out of the driller after your shift is over and all you've done is dig yourself in a little deeper...
I don't know how long I can keep doing this...
by sensfan19_15 May 19, 2007
Get the red faction mug.We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.
by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010
Get the Falationship mug.She's a sweet girl that doesn't have much regard for your past. In fact, she's often amazed by a change in a person and will often want to support those that are fragile inside. She may come across as quite blunt and jarring, but deep down she has a lovely, radiant soul, filled with intricate emotions. She's not that confident so be careful how you interact with this precious gem. Just know that she'll never give up on you, just don't break her heart, otherwise she can become quite sour. She wants the best for everyone and doesn't mind others taking control. She just wants to be protected and loved. Faatimah doesn't need much, she's always surrounded my people with issues but makes time for everyone. She's irresistibly cute and beautiful, she'll play it off but deep down she loves the compliments. Faatimah might take a while to actually be comfortable around you, she maybe never will. Just be obsessed with her and you'll be end up as the luckiest guy ever.
by MayahKnows🥰 March 21, 2021
Get the Faatimah mug.A person, or group of people, who spend their lives telling others what is or is not a fact, based on what they have read in books.
Coined by Steven Colbert during a brilliant monologue at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Coined by Steven Colbert during a brilliant monologue at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Ladies and gentlemen of the press corps, Madame First Lady, Mr. President, my name is Stephen Colbert and tonight it's my privilege to celebrate this president. We're not so different, he and I. We get it. We're not brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book.
by russbrucks August 30, 2008
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Get the status-faction mug.The telling of a story or a lie using some truths to make it fact-ish.
Or only telling enough of a real event to make it believable in order to cover what really happened.
Or a complete fabrication of a story using partial facts to make a real event more interesting.
Or only telling enough of a real event to make it believable in order to cover what really happened.
Or a complete fabrication of a story using partial facts to make a real event more interesting.
Dude! that story you told last night about that time we went to the river was total B.S.
Nah... some of it happened.
Ahhh....it was factish...;-)
Nah... some of it happened.
Ahhh....it was factish...;-)
by Roido October 13, 2011
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