Futtnag

An insult with no direct meaning.

Why are you being such a futtnag?
Man that guy over there is such a futtnag.

by Cosmicuprise September 10, 2012

Futt-Buckery

Noun; the actions and tendencies of American corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and associates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circumstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amusement, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. Finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park massacres, ala the film, God Bless America. Often because middle management seems to arise from America's burgeoning "Idiocracy" and the general confederacy of dunces.

Phil's non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in NAMBLA's email newsletter. Whether or not I make it a point to set a rule in his Outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen...

by Barry McOckinya February 25, 2013

Futtbuck

A more polite and funny way to say the word “buttfuck”; created by switching the b and the f in the word.

Trace and Patrick are total futtbucks.

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

futt hater

the gremlins that provide customer service for the evil company that identifies with the title ‘webster dictionary'. these types of people hide behind their computer device screens and deny people the right to provide the world with real meanings to very real phrases.

he is such a futt hater

by americarunsonfutt1776 July 13, 2022

knucken futs

Twisted way to say Fucking Nuts. Can be used to describe funny as well as psychotic crazy.

That bitch isn't just crazy, shes knucken futs!

Ive never laughed so hard, that dude is knucken futs!

by UKSweetness March 1, 2008

nucking futs

1.another term for fucking nuts that is used to describe someone crazy , insane, lunatic , balistik or just fucking nuts.
2. 2 words that make really slow people think

If you're curled up in a ball and swaying back and forth in a room of the mental hospital you're probably nucking futs.

by anonymous guest March 3, 2008

futtbucker

n. (fuht-buh-ker)

One who fucks butts. Same as butt fucker but the first letters are switched. Usually referring to gay men.

That Timmy boy down the road is a real futtbucker.

by GINGABR3AD March 6, 2007