Dude, we just wiped in Hellfire ramparts. Noob tank FTL.
or
I couldn't move! Cheap-ass keyboard FTL.
or
I couldn't move! Cheap-ass keyboard FTL.
by tehlol December 26, 2007
 Get the ftlmug.
Get the ftlmug. by CM Oreo April 4, 2004
 Get the ftlmug.
Get the ftlmug. 1. For the Loss; 
a.used in leet speak to connote that someone or something to causing him(her/team) to lose.
b. also can be used in conversation, in real life situations.
a.used in leet speak to connote that someone or something to causing him(her/team) to lose.
b. also can be used in conversation, in real life situations.
a.player's name is a freakin NOOB!! player's name ftl.
b. Someone goes to a restaurant and unknowingly order some Kung Pao chicken. Being allergic to peanuts, when he/she get the dish. One may say, "Kung Pao chicken ftl (for the loss).
b. Someone goes to a restaurant and unknowingly order some Kung Pao chicken. Being allergic to peanuts, when he/she get the dish. One may say, "Kung Pao chicken ftl (for the loss).
by Driftin August 2, 2008
 Get the ftlmug.
Get the ftlmug. ftl
by SUMIeee July 9, 2010
 Get the ftlmug.
Get the ftlmug. 1. For the Lose
Said when you dislike something and want it to lose
2. Faster than lightning
Uber fast, incredibly fast
3. For the lulz
For the lols, for the laughs.
Said when you dislike something and want it to lose
2. Faster than lightning
Uber fast, incredibly fast
3. For the lulz
For the lols, for the laughs.
1.
Me: "New england Patriots FTL, fuck them."
2.
Guy: "Here!"
Buddy: "Damn, you're FTL"
3.
1: "Why'd you do that?"
2: "FTL."
3: "oh."
Me: "New england Patriots FTL, fuck them."
2.
Guy: "Here!"
Buddy: "Damn, you're FTL"
3.
1: "Why'd you do that?"
2: "FTL."
3: "oh."
by JohnJcobJingleHimer Schmit April 7, 2008
 Get the Ftlmug.
Get the Ftlmug. Fuck Their Lives. (The opposite of FML -- to use when someone else is causing distress in your world.)
My ex-girlfriend spread a rumor about me to the entire football team. Worst of all, they believed it. FTL
by Teddy Nixon November 16, 2015
 Get the ftlmug.
Get the ftlmug. 