Foof

Useless shit or unwanted stuff. Synonymous with stuff

Matt: Dude, why did you leave all your foof everywhere there's no where to sit.

Trisha: I finally plucked my eyebrows and got rid of all the foof.

by breakfst November 19, 2014

Foof

Another name for cocaine

"Hey man you got any foof?"
"Yeah bro the foof fairy came early this year"

by Killa chef April 04, 2016

foof

Excessive, overdone, or pretentious items of home decor.

"If we stop by Kirkland's, we can load up on foof for the living room."

by Fashionista October 09, 2003

foof

An animal's fart, usually from a dog. Rhymes with "hoof".

Sandy, did you just foof? Are you making dog farts again?

by pentozali January 09, 2011

foofing

when a male puts his genatalia between his legs so it looks like he has a fanny

"Richard Watters enjoys foofing, he is a sick fuck"

by . January 11, 2005

Foof

According to GD Misfits, a foof is

1. a lady's "special place".

2. an ever so slightly more polite way of calling somebody a twat.

1. Her infection gave her a gushy foof.

2. My husband is being a foof today.

by Snozzbert May 10, 2009

foof

A polite term for fuck - can be noun or verb
probably comes from the slang usage of foof to also mean female genitalia

Hey baby, you wanna foof?

Man I could use a good foof

by Sparky99 October 20, 2007