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fmsu

Studied for 3 weeks straight and got a D-, just fmsu fam.
by Fmsu July 12, 2016
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fmss

fart my self sleeping

similar to pmsl (piss my self laughing)

when the natural occurence of passing wind occurs during sleep
Jane: 'Oh my god you should have heard Tom last night in bed. He suffers from really bad fmss

Diane: Yeah my Harry sleeps with his bum sticking out of the bed just in case, every night!
by mcdonaldspd September 26, 2010
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fmsh

Friend 1: I want Gavin to fmsh
Friend 2: but he’s talors man
by mmmmm sausage July 9, 2018
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FMSW

There's some bitches ova there dude !
Daaamn.. Fuck me sideways..(FMSW) They are hot
by The Rider January 8, 2010
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FMSL

"Today I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I really like and he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FMSL"
by dead on September 3, 2009
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FMSP

Fuck My Spanish Pussy, An Expression of pure f my lifage.
John: The Party's canceled friday..
Marcus: FMSP!
by Marcuscasey August 18, 2009
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FMSWAC

Acronym meaning "Fuck Me Sideways With A Crowbar".

Used to convey extreme displeasure with a turn of events, or when something doesn't go according to plan. Not usually used as a command.

Pronounced "Ef-Em-Swack".
"Dude, your girl just dumped you over a Facebook status."

"FMSWAC..."
by fmswac December 29, 2009
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