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Flappy Bird 

Flappy bird-

“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”

“Help them then”

“But Rod is using the keys”

“Well use the other set then”

Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.

“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do
Flappy Bird by Wahaag February 14, 2019
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Flappy Bird 

Hoeffany SWEAR up and down she the baddest in the game but yet she got the flappy bird 😂
Flappy Bird by D. Bankz July 24, 2021

Flappy bird 

I took her home last night, and when I went down on her, my face took several beatings on each side from them gigantor flaps. She was a proper 'flappy bird.'
Flappy bird by Disinthehouse November 25, 2021

Flappy bird 

A bird with a huge dick that flaps around in the wind when it flies.

Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.
Guy 1: Woah look at that bird's, massive cock!
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird

flappy bird syndrome 

flappy bird syndrome is a mental disorder that occurs through the constant frustration that occurs from playing an iPhone game called flappy bird. symptoms include constant stress, finger twitching from repetitive tapping, uncontrollable cursing in public places, anger management issues, losing track of time, crying, and paranoia. there is no cure for flappy bird syndrome as of yet.

Flappy Bird Slump 

When you are playing flappy bird and you are getting extremely frustrated because you can't get past the first pipe.
A: man what are you freaking at your phone for
B: dude I'm in a flappy bird slump
Flappy Bird Slump by co_ January 31, 2014