Flamingo Priest

Someone who is single but gives helpful and meaningful relationship advice to others.

The term "flamingo" originates from the saying 'single and ready to flamingo'.
The term "priest" suggests the person gives spiritual guidance and whom are in a position of power to share wisdom and advice. The receiver follows the advice religiously.

"Maybe you should talk to him, he might be open to you making guy friends"
"Are you sure? You might be right."
"I'm always right in regards to relationships, although I have no experience and live lonely in a dark room"
"You are quite the flamingo priest- single but have words of wisdom!"

by WordWizardSwag October 8, 2014

Flamin' Hot Shit

The awkward and horrible pain in the bum hole after eating a large bag of Flamin' hot fries

The feeling after a flamin' hot shit escapes is tremendous

by em2020 February 9, 2017

anal flamping

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

by MattM18 March 18, 2015

Flu Flamming

The universal term for someone who sells drugs, robs/steals or makes other means of illegal income.

My man Richie has been Flu Flamming N' shit man.

Ive been Flu Flamming hard recently, gotta pay that rent.

by CPUCooler June 23, 2019

Flaming Cock

The act of dipping your penis in a shot glass filled with a flammable alcohol, then proceeding to light your penis on fire. After putting the fire out, you drink the remaining alcohol in the shot glass.

"I totally pulled a flaming cock last night"

by Flemming Koch October 1, 2013

flaming queen

noun, a male homosexual (a blatant one)

I know our son is gay, but does he need to be a flaming queen?

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

flaming bitch

Someone who doesn't give a shit about anyone else and lets everyone know. This is an almost exclusively female pejorative and indicates that the person who just got called one is basically a cunt.

My boss ripped my balls out in front of the whole division for leaving early to go to my grandma's funeral last Friday and then slapped on two extra projects and a demerit on my employee record. What a flaming bitch!

by Freddy Boy1 January 5, 2010