First!

Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.

First!
First like and comment
1st

by antirix May 7, 2018

first against the wall

'First against the wall'. Refers to an outgoing elite who will face the firing squads 'when the revolution comes'.

"When I am king, you will be first against the wall" Radiohead - Paranoid Android

by Parkaboy November 6, 2015

at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting

1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

by jigtigglybitties October 18, 2018

Safety First

Code for agreeing to always smoke weed and stay high. The response when asked to have a Safety Meeting.

Stoner A - "Yo man, you wanna have a Safety Meeting?
Stoner B - "Safety First.} :)

by DC NORML April 2, 2015

Fiat 500 Twitter

Basically just the chavs of twitter, mainly white girls age 16-25 tweeting about love island, how badly they want a nandos, or how their boyfriends been shagging some other girl for the past month, they often put "x" at the end of their tweets because they somehow think that its really funny. They pretty much all have insane amounts of fake tan, they're the type of people that think ordering spicy food is a personality trait.

Fiat 500 twitter HQ is Chelmsford, Essex.

"don't care what anyone says😩 i just think airports are bangin like🔥 6am maccies with the girls before ibiza😍 it'd make you want to not even go on holidays and just stay at the airport ❤️" - fiat 500 twitter

"I’m available for a date Friday if anyone wants to take me on one x"

"Convinced boys pretend to like beer x"

by Azai July 13, 2020

first impression shirt

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression

I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.

by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008

Achievement First

Lame ass school that needs to be shut down. DO NOT GO HERE, BY ANY MEANS‼️ The teachers, cuticular, and whole school is shitty, lame af😐

You go to Achievement First? That’s mad dayroom😭

by Ldd😉 June 24, 2019