Finger Fucker

Someone who goes into a jewelry store, tries on all of the rings and then leaves without buying anything.

You spent an hour helping that customer without selling her anything. Was she a finger fucker?

by Boscoe September 10, 2009

finger fuckin

To enter your fingers into a vagina or a anus in a sexual way.

If you put your middle finger into my pussy and roll it around we will be finger fuking.

I stuck my fingers in her pussy and started finger fucking her but good!

by sKILLzz July 16, 2006

Five Finger Fucking

another word to replace kidding

to put all five finger in your girlfriends cooch

Person 1 "I got 8 grand selling my liver on the the black market"

Person 2 "You've got to be five finger fucking me."

by Raziel Kain February 5, 2008

Finger Fucking Fest

An activity in which many individuals proceed to insert hands and fingers into a large concentrated group of females.

Doug is a Finger Fucking Fest Beast.
He's all about the finger banging since he can't get his dick hard. He purposely walks between groups of girls at parties and tries to slide his hand up their skirt and pokes. Then he smells his fingers. Sick Fuck.

by Griz April 6, 2004

finger-fucked

the resulting bad design of huge corporate websites as they scramble to bandaid their websites to be touch friendly so idots with tablets can give them money, by adding soft corners on huge pictures with lots of whitespace around them to make it easy for their customers to surf with their fat fingers

soandsodotcom got finger-fucked this month; now instead of reading 33 lines of information on a page there are 3.

by festunavonqueef October 5, 2012

finger fuckpad

any device that has a touch pad like dj mixers also the mouse pad on laptops.

i went to get Tommy but he wouldn't stop playing with the finger fuckpad on his computer.

by chrispyq January 19, 2012

Four finger fucking

Four finger fucking is a response used by one person when told by another person a story or describing a sitution that is unbelieveable.

Person 1 "Telling a unbelieveable story or sitution"

Person 2 response- " Are you four finger fucking me??? I can't believe that story happened.

by Hankscolts October 14, 2011