feng-shui for your vagina

Where you let your pubic hair grow to enormous proportions because "it just looks more symmetrical that way".

That chick really knows about feng-shui for your vagina. Just give her a beer or two and you'll see.

by Robert Fonda February 4, 2008

Feng Xin

A fictional character from this hit novel Tian Guan Ci Fu written by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu. He is a god from the heaven realm, his title is “Nan Yang”.

person A: “bro i love Feng Xin from the hit novel tgcf”

person B: “me too. i also want to suck his fat cock”
person A: “real”

by morgann4481 December 5, 2022

Feng Shu'ain't

the opposite of feng shui , would be "Feng Shu'ain't". '

Used in a sentence: Those 'spear' like ceiling treatments sure are "Feng Shu'ain't"!

by gatorbaybob March 3, 2010

Feng Shwing

Furniture that is arranged to make you aroused.

But even your company must complement the Feng Shwing.

by BeufordPatrick April 11, 2011

feng cray

A state of disarray and disorder - the opposite of feng shui

His house was a complete mess, the feng shui was way off - it was feng cray.

by MichaelJ87 January 14, 2014

Feng shui constipation

Feng shui

Feng
Redecorating

Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.

by Spacemannn January 7, 2020

feng shui

one of the first schools of interior design, teaching basic rules for combining materials so that there's no clash.

both the practical art and the sensibility of placing things in any given space, so that one just feels good.

is it the directional energy that the ancients were fearing when placing their bed, or just the draft?

feng shui specialist: you can't put that there, the Qi is attacking your bed!
Doug: i understand.

by wokeup2this July 9, 2022