Fresh Ass Mother Fucker
1.Most commonly used to describe someone who just got out a steamy shower session and then proceeds to freshen up.
1.Most commonly used to describe someone who just got out a steamy shower session and then proceeds to freshen up.
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Get the famped mug.noun: The severing of ties to toxic family members in order that the remaining individual(s) might have a chance to heal.
Friend #1: "Did you do the family 'get-together' thing over the holidays?"
Friend #2: "No way! I haven't heard a word from any of them since I was forced to famputate them for my own mental health."
Friend #2: "No way! I haven't heard a word from any of them since I was forced to famputate them for my own mental health."
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V. (when used with GA) a process, where by disrespecting someone in a certain way using very specific steps, is used to call someone out on their being a Fake Ass Mother Fucker.
Similiar to the "you're stuck wtih it" game, but more covert and fun. Also used competitivly to trick friends.
Steps to complete a (GA)FAMF:
1) Hone in on your target.
2) Say something to the target that catches them off guard and makes them say, "What?"
(Helpful Hint: A good trick is to mumble something semi-incoherent to them while they're in another conversation, or spout a fast string of non-related words in the form of a question. The idea is to be as creative as you can.)
3) Wait for the target to say, "What?"
(READ: Only the word "What?" works. If they say something like "huh?", or ignore you, you have failed your mission.)
4) Quickly shout "GA FAMF!"
(The GA stands for "Gotcha!". If you yell FAMF without the GA, it doesn't count, and you lose. If this happens, and the other person knows the rules of a FAMF, this is their time to rebutt with their own GAFAMF.)
FAMFing can also work with text messaging and instant messaging.
or
V. (when used with GA) a process, where by disrespecting someone in a certain way using very specific steps, is used to call someone out on their being a Fake Ass Mother Fucker.
Similiar to the "you're stuck wtih it" game, but more covert and fun. Also used competitivly to trick friends.
Steps to complete a (GA)FAMF:
1) Hone in on your target.
2) Say something to the target that catches them off guard and makes them say, "What?"
(Helpful Hint: A good trick is to mumble something semi-incoherent to them while they're in another conversation, or spout a fast string of non-related words in the form of a question. The idea is to be as creative as you can.)
3) Wait for the target to say, "What?"
(READ: Only the word "What?" works. If they say something like "huh?", or ignore you, you have failed your mission.)
4) Quickly shout "GA FAMF!"
(The GA stands for "Gotcha!". If you yell FAMF without the GA, it doesn't count, and you lose. If this happens, and the other person knows the rules of a FAMF, this is their time to rebutt with their own GAFAMF.)
FAMFing can also work with text messaging and instant messaging.
Sally: ...and I couldn't believe Bobby said that, especially after buying his new SUV.
Veronica (your target): I KNOW! And like, I had just gotten my nails done on-
You: AreVeronicaTheAntZooThinksICan?
Veronica: What?
You: GA FAMF bitch!
Veronica (your target): I KNOW! And like, I had just gotten my nails done on-
You: AreVeronicaTheAntZooThinksICan?
Veronica: What?
You: GA FAMF bitch!
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