Falcon Punch

When you aim for a persons nose during a fight

Kyle: Hey, did you see the fight in Gym with James and Connor?
Friend: No, What Happened
Kyle: James Falcon Punched Connor In The Nose

by funnypeople08 December 6, 2019

Falcon punch

A uber-powerful punch that will smear anyone hit by it across the wall and is so powerful that it can bend space fabric time or whatever and to make it even better is occasionally covered or coated in awesomesauce.

Doing one melee in halo 3 and magically killing five people is about one ten trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion times infinity infierior to a single Falcon punch. And thats without awesomesauce....

by racerbob October 24, 2009

Falcon Punch

Creating a diversion; successfully distracting a large number of people, perhaps an entire population, from more important issues by throwing a bullshit sideshow.

A six-year-old boy named Falcon and his attention-whore family successfully tricked the nation's major media outlets into airing hours of distractions from more pressing issues, such as health care reform, because they thought he might be inside a balloon in midair and be in danger of plunging to his untimely death. One could argue that whereas someone should have 'falcon punched' his mother, instead this complicit little lad 'Falcon punched' the nation. Also see: Runaway Bride

by Fannie P. Acker October 15, 2009

falcon punch

a flaming punch that was originaly done by captain falcon. this was used in the super smash bros. series but was also used as a attack that falcon used on this evil dude in the f-zero cartoon series.

evil guy:IVE HAD ENOGH OF U! DIE!
captain falcon:FALCON PAAAWNCH
some f-zero racer:CAPTAIN FALCON!
mewone:thats what a falcon punch is guys.

by mewone April 7, 2009

Falcon Punch

Most powerful move in supersmash bros and is used by Captain falcon

Chuck Norris threw the dodgeball so hard it had flames, it looked like a Falcon Punch

by Dodgeb11names April 15, 2009

Falcon Punch

Commonly known as Captain Falcon's signature move. The falcon punch is epitome of human capabilities the strongest technique a mere mortal can accomplish (Childs play to Chuck Norris). Ultimatly the falcon punch is rediculously powered punch capable but not limited to the destruction of all beings hit with the attack (except Chuck Norris in which this attack only tickles him) and in a grander scale a punch that affect can change the universe..

To perform this attack:
1: Plant feet firmly
2: Cock back you arm while yelling: FFAAAALLLLCOOONNN!
3: Hurl your fist at your target while yelling PUUUNNNCCCHHHHHH!
4: (Important) Make sure you don't miss..it happens often

Jordan used Falcon Punch on Mike, after Mike said Chuck Norris is weak.

by JayTD November 8, 2009

falcon punch

v. The act of forcefully shoving one's fist - in a punching motion - up a female's rectum during intercourse, often whilst shouting "Falcon Punch!" Also referred to as fisting or buttrape, though those don't include the catchy punching words =D Taken from Captain Falcon.

"I love it in the butt!"
"FALCON PUNCH."
"AUGH."

by Lucifer Ann November 7, 2007