fâciu

Fâciu is a homosexual midget who gets hard over rubik cubes

Oh have you seen Fâciu "solving" that rubik cube

by Loglicker8267 September 2, 2021

fauuuut

i term used for calvin

Calvins a fauuuut

by Callsign Roach December 1, 2021

militant factualism

Militant factualism is an adherence or devotion to facts that is aggressively imposed upon others.

Militant factualists make correcting even the most minor factual mistakes their raison d’être. No matter the situation, they are compelled to assert their factual dominance over others.

me: Could you hand me the remote?

mf: You mean the remote control?

me: Quit with the militant factualism!

by militant_factualism January 2, 2012

anal facuet

anal facuet is when you stick a erected fist up someone's asshole and rip your hand out with a lot of force, causing the anus to bleed like a faucet.

my girlfriend wouldn't stop talkin, so i gave her the anal facuet

by extreme spoon November 3, 2009

Facundo

If you ever meet a Facundo, you're a very lucky person. His amazing personality will make you feel in a rollercoaster. He can be very serious at first sight, but when he opens the doors of his mind to you, your opinion will change. He's very funny and has a very ironic and particular sense of humor. He is an ideal person to have very deep talks and also an ideal person to laugh at how strange and stupid life is. He has beautiful eyes and a very deep look that is hard to forget. Facundo loves to play videogames (probably LoL or valorant) and knows a lot about computers. As soon as you meet him, you will feel amazed about how mysterious he is. His private life is something a few people knows about. He likes listening to rock and blues. Sometimes, the only thing he needs is to smoke some weed and watch the stars. When Facundo likes someone, he's very passionate. If you're dating a Facundo, you're very lucky! He's the perfect person to enjoy life, talk about any topic and send everything to hell.

- What's the name of that boy? I wanna meet him
+ Oh, he's Facundo. He's such a mistery for everyone

by breadandcheeseandtomato July 29, 2022

Was not intended to be a factual statement

... is the credo of the republican party! The GOP intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. "This remark was not intended to be a factual statement"

GOP: The world is made up of 98% dead babies!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!

by JGuy The Great! May 2, 2011

femme faculte

(fem-fak-ool-tay) a woman with sufficient power and knowledge to act with freedom and impunity. A talented, intelegent, independant, and graceful woman.

A self-made woman who is capable of providing for herself everything that she needs.

"good luck, man, but it'll take more than charm and money to get her. She's a femme faculte. She doesn't need you."

by cris clark February 22, 2007