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Facked

when something is fucked up but u gotta say that jawn like Lil Shaz.
Life is facked.
by JK13721 January 9, 2020
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Mike Faceless

Veteran Hip-Hop MC From Los Angeles.

Known For Strong Stage Presence, Song Writing Concepts, Vocabulary, Multisyllable Rhyme Schemes, Double Time, And Freestyle/Battle Skills.

Made A Name For Himself In The Early 2000's At: Elements, Section 805, Unseen Underworld.
Kid In Crowd: "Elements Was Insane This Week, This Kid Mike Faceless Put An End To Rheteric's Run His First Night Here!"
by Obie One December 10, 2009
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Bullshit Facilitator

A Bullshit Facilitator is a certain professional, or group of them, that couldn't make it to the Big League in the western world, so decided to spice up his/their CV and venture somewhere else in one of under-development countries, hoping to be mistaken for a Guru and to get some business.
Generally bullshit facilitators have western looks, spiffed up attires, and they talk a lot of pseudo-jargon at length, trying always to sound intelligent and business-savvy by decorating their long speeches to clueless audiences with words such as 'collaterals', 'rationales', 'incidence', 'strategy', 'low hanging fruits', 'branding' and other buzzwords, mixed with complex diagrams that resembles oftentimes the structure of Dante's Inferno.
This, in terms of business, is like wanting to teach the theories of West Coast Offense to some 5th Graders playing touch football once a week on sundays afternoons.

Generally their fields of specialty are those gray zones in business where you can say everything and the exact contrary and not being easily proven wrong, such as, for instance, design, or, I dunno, branding and marketing.

They're facilitators because they make easier to absorb bullshit by mistaking shit for sound business advices and also in the sense that they make easier for other countries to produce that same bullshit that come from the Western World.
Lim Lin: "Hey! That guy that spoke at the workshop yesterday know how to wear his hat! He's so knowledgeable"

Darren: "mmmmmmm, to me he seemed nothing but another bullshit facilitator"
by Parcerito February 3, 2010
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Fack

A ship name that involves the actors Finn Wolfhard and Jack Dylan Grazer
Did you see Jack's livestream?? He said FACK IS REAL!!!
by Fack is real November 23, 2017
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fack

Used as a replacement for the word "Fuck," most notably in the Eminem song "Fack".
"Fack, fack, fack. I am, I'm going to cum.

Shove a girbil in your ass through a tube - ew, ew, ew, ew"
by Madcow1041 September 26, 2006
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Facelosopher

One who uses Facebook as a means to covey how enlightened and insightful they are. A facelosopher's statuses are characterized by strong opinions, advice, and phrases they believe will one day be quoted.
Thug 1: "Did you see Chuck's status today talkin' 'bout living righteously and how condoms should be mandatory?"
Thug 2: "Yeah, that fool trippin'. He ain't nothin' but a Facelosopher."
by DaGrango December 8, 2011
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Facility Tranquility

The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.
I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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