expertpower99

Use this word to describe someone who you are waiting for to come back for really long(idk how to grammer(

expertpower99 comeback lmo

by x8c8r June 5, 2021

insta-expert

noun: in conversation this person believes they are well versed in a topic or subject, when they actually don't know shiat.

"...and that's why"

"Good job, insta-expert."

by Bob Dolemite May 29, 2007

Coffee Expert

An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.

Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.

"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."

"Can we do that?"

"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"

"Yep, I'll set it up."

by conradjohn February 26, 2010

Draping Expert

1. An expert in the semantics of draping a towel, or cloth in front of ones genitals.

2. The art of 'hacking' or 'taking control' of someone's Dailybooth account.

3. Becci is a fine example of a professional 'Draper'. She loves to dangle things in front of her genitals... It turns her on!

1. "DUDE, THAT GUY'S NAKED!"
"No, he's a draping expert!"

2. "lol, i'm sooo going to drape you!'

by McBousche January 18, 2011

Anime Tiddie Expert

The type of person who knows the anime just by looking at a characters boobs

My friend watches so many animes he will become an Anime Tiddie Expert without a doubt

by AnimeTiddieExpert November 10, 2022

Evert

A swaggy motherfucker who likes to smoke weed and fuck bitches

Evert is a stoner

by f4cts123 February 6, 2015

Expert

A person who learns more and more about less and less until they know everything about very little—at which point, and in every context—they begin to give opinions and tell everyone what they should or should not do. —D.Mar

A progressive liberal believes they are an expert in managing every aspect of your life to your personal and professional detriment.

by Electric Ave April 7, 2020