Google Expert

–noun

1. a person who has special skill to use Google during conversation to research a topic and pass that information off as their own.

–adjective

2. possessing special skill to Google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own.

I was talking to Dave the "High School Dropout," turned, "Google Expert." I spoke about the astrophysics class I was taking, and referenced the speed of light at 300 million meters per second. Dave said nothing and turned to Google. Soon after he replies, "Actually no. The speed of light is 299 792 458 meters per second."

by Zimquats July 24, 2010

expertvillage

A channel on YouTube that consists of people that call themselves "experts" with about 140,000 instructional videos. Expertvillage has a variety of different how-to vids. Most of these are useless, and the ones that are actually worth looking at are usually poorly done.

Joe: I tried to learn how to do a kickflip from ExpertVillage, but the guy who was explaining it could hardly land it himself...

by I pwn nubz. May 3, 2009

Expert Village

Bullshit.

- Did you talk to your professor about that math problem?
- Yeah.
- Well, what's the answer?
- I don't know. He Expert Villaged me.

by isselman2000 September 3, 2009

Extortion

The meaning is getting money through force or threats

In the song first day out by boo gatti it said "extortion we just pick pocket him"

by Jeremiah daddy November 28, 2016

long haired jizz expert

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

by gorilla tities February 17, 2014

expert's dilemma

A problem faced by a person with specialized expertise in any area, in which the implications of the opinion are unpopular and likely to be rejected by those who need that expertise. For example, economists may be likely to know that, in some cases, a "market solution" is inherently impossible, but proposing an alternative is an exercise not merely in futility, but career suicide among those who employ economists. It arises because the expert knows more about the field than her employers.

The statistician was asked by his boss to make a case for risk homeostasis, but knowing better, he faced an expert's dilemma: telling the truth would get him tarred as a 'socialist.'

by abu yahya June 23, 2008

Exort

When the Overwatch World Cup, May Melee Champ, Stage 2 champ, playoff champion, Owl 2019 champion, all-star, role star, and 2019 MVP Runner Up "supertf" has an 8head aneurysm live on stream for showing only 10% of his power to mere mortals for their entertainment.

supertf: You think I exort all my power on ranked games

by Lyobit July 2, 2020