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explosive diarrhea

Liquid shit that comes out of the anus in a projectile manner.
Kim Kardashian is knwon for having chronic explosive diarrhea. Its really glamorous.
by Lindsay Vierheilig April 25, 2008
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explosive diarrhea

Similar to projectile vomit, except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside.
by nUk July 27, 2005
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explosive diarrhea

1.explosive diarrhea is when you fart and have diarrhea at the same time.

not something you want to have.

2.when you get diarrhea and you poop so fast a jet of diarrhea water hits you in the ass leaving you smelling like well...shit
i thought I was about to fart but instead it was explosive diarrhea.
by shutup312 March 16, 2009
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Explosive Teabag

When you own someone so violently in a First Person Shooter that you can't stand the fact the ownage is over. You stand firm above their dead body and teabag as you hold a live grenade in your hand till it explodes.
I can't wait to explosive teabag that LMG noob
by SundanceKid February 9, 2008
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Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)

Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.

Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.


E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.

Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.
Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.
by Taylorrina January 17, 2009
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Explosive Shart

When someone sharts but empties the contents of their bowel in an explosive like manner
I had 3 tacos yesterday and managed to do an explosive shart!
by Sir Autism January 20, 2018
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Exclusiveship

A partnership between two people. This partnership is not a relationship, but is more than fuck buddies. For one reason one or both partners do not want a relationship but don't want their partner to be seeing anyone else.
Like minded person: Are you dating Chris?

Exclusiveship partner: No we are not dating, we are in an exclusiveship.

Like minded person: What's an exclusiveship?

Exclusiveship partner: IDK man, we hang out.
Like minded person: Is he/she your bf/gf?

Exclusiveship partner: No...

Like minded person: Are you just fuck buddies?

Exclusiveship partner: No...

Like minded person: Well what the hell is it?

Exclusiveship partner: IDK...
by Backseat Driver November 9, 2020
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