Great Expectations

An extremely boring novel by Charles Dickens, following the story of Pip, a little kid whose parents died. His sister, Ms. Joe and her husband Joe raise him. Ms. Joe is actually a fucking dick to Pip. I zoned out at this point but Pip went to Ms. Havisham’s mansion. Havisham is this crazy lady who was left at the altar and instead of getting over it, she stopped all of her clocks, never threw away the food and never took off her dress. She also had this adopted (i think) niece named Estella. Pip starts simping hard for estella, and again i zoned out but Pip was simping so hard that he followed estella to London. He became a douchebag to try and impress her, but his London joyride was running out of funds. When he found out who was giving him the money, it was some criminal he met in the very beginning of the book and instead of being grateful he was upset it wasn’t Havisham. Idk what happens after that but honestly i’m not looking forward to reading the rest.

“hey man wanna read great expectations”

“id rather fuck my dog”

by lowqua1itynerd January 23, 2020

browning expedition

The search for a toilet

"Hey john what's wrong?" "Can't talk now i'm on a browning expedition!'

by senor blanis November 22, 2009

Expeditiously

When Raul is being a smartass

Me: what doe’s expeditiously mean
Raul: it’s kinda like when you’re expeditious

by Spicy gal January 6, 2022

Great expectation

Expecting someone to do something like work 4 jobs or fly.

The girl wanted to see somebody fly freely (without being in an aircraft or having a parachute) even though nobody could do that. The people who tried to live up to her expectations are all dead, those who watched them die didn't find her great expectations liberating at all.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

experational

Telling someone it's a good thing to expire

I was being experational when I told that bitch she was done!

by Donald Trump shit February 28, 2017

expedition

a gangster car

gangster you drive an expedition your a gangster

by blux February 2, 2003

manage expectations

corporate doublespeak for "we don't want to do our best, so let's make sure people think we're doing our best without revealing that we're not doing our best" -- anything in which you have to "manage expectations" means you could probably devote more time and effort to making things better, but you just don't feel like it

Marketing has to manage expectations of our new software package so that the boss doesn't make us do any more work.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen January 13, 2007