expedition

Jenn's Car filled with Cumstains

We checked to see the if the cumstained car was ours, when someone said "NOOO! THAT'S JENN's Expedition!"

by JeNn'ScUmStAiNeDeXpEdItIoN October 7, 2003

expedict

To be very rapidly screwed.

A cross between 'expedite' and 'dicked'.

My employer went out of business overnight and I was expedict in the morning.

by Joe Fryer September 5, 2007

mommy's expedition

A bitch who thinks mommy's car is hers and drives her ford expedition

Jenny "Mommy's Expedition" S.

by I found GOD dawg March 10, 2003

expedited

If ever you see this word used in the DRC you can basically assume the exact opposite of it's true definition, especially when used in market announcements by AVZ Minerals or CATH.

*AVZ synonyms: "imminent", "within days"
"expedited" and its AVZ synonyms used in a market announcements actually prepare shareholders for the stock to be suspended indefinitely with zero clarification as to why. You should actually take a 5 year holiday and then have a quick glance back at the share price with zero expectations that it has traded at all.

AVZ have announced the expedited completion of US$240M cornerstone investment with CATH

by wolfofasx May 31, 2022

expediature

An expediature is a snarky comment or statement that is heavily exaggerated. Expediatures aren’t meant to be taken literally and are used for joking purposes.

The group of friends trade expediatures about each other.

Expediatures are written all over the internet

by Almost Clutched March 5, 2023

ExpediteBro

That one bro that you haven't seen in a minute, so u want to speed up time until you can hang out.

What's good expeditebro.

We NEED to link expeditebro

by BigSteppaTheOneAndOnly January 24, 2025

Income of expedite

To make a process happen more quickly

I’m not sure about how it is used but am doing my best to find out , here I made my own example :
Income of expedite you bargain

by Sa6oor July 9, 2018