Excelliarmus

When someone with some proficiency with Microsoft Excel (usually medium to high) creates a formatting or automation feature to the delight of a basic level user with little understanding of MS Excel tools

"Hi Paul, i thought all of the row was supposed to go green when i put yes in this column?"

~Paul adds some basic conditional formatting~

"Try again now Admore"

~Admore tries again with Success!~

Both together "Excelliarmus"!

by ChieftonicSupersonic January 13, 2026

Excelsior

When you are so deeply brain fried and failing everything that you think you are excelling. Mostly used for academics.

Kabir just failed all his subjects again, he's a real excelsior.

by jjlinda June 27, 2021

Expelliarmus

The spell used to disarm people

Wizard: "EXPELLIARMUS!"

by broccoliislife January 13, 2022

Excelsior High School

Excelsior high school students are the nicest set of people, their compound is bad but the boys are decent and doesnt give bun unlike their female counterparts, you should definitely get a ekki man !

Girl at half way tree: Girl i heard excelsior high school boys doesnt give bun and theyre nice ima date one !

by st. hughs lol January 2, 2023

excelsior high

Get yourself a pretty and studious excelsior male who can cook clean and pay for your grandma's arthritis bill ! get one today ! they're not very common and they're decent

Girl: i want a boyfriend
Girl #2 : you should get yourself an excelsior high male they're top tier

by Zeroovos January 2, 2023

Excelsior

The highest possible state of existence that a human can achieve, just short of full godhood. To reach Excelsior is to ascend beyond mere mortals, leaving behind weakness, fear, and any trace of emotional fragility. Only a handful of men have ever reached true Excelsior, and those who did no longer need introductions.

“I tried therapy, meditation, and yoga, but nothing worked until I did Excelsior. Now, my own shadow fears me.”

by Ron and Baxter Burgundy March 2, 2025

Excelsior

A brutal self-improvement program designed to obliterate weakness, eradicate excuses, and forcibly reconstruct men from broken, pathetic husks into unstoppable war machines. Originally created by Darius Tungsten-Carbide, a man so powerful that his mere existence gave birth to Australia’s dangerous wildlife (snakes? Spiders? Drop bears? All weak creatures that tried and failed to impress him).

“My girlfriend left me, my boss fired me, and I was crying into my oat milk latte. Then I signed up for Excelsior. Now? My ex wants me back, my boss retired out of respect, and I no longer recognise the concept of sadness.”

by Ron and Baxter Burgundy March 2, 2025