go ethiopian

to have either not eaten, drank, or bathed.

how was dinner?

we decided to go ethiopian

oh so you didnt eat?

by almabobby February 6, 2010

ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

ethnonian

A person of cloaked, mysterious, vague or downright odd ethnic origin, culture, heritage or background, caused intentionally or otherwise.

Those neighbors, for example, with chickens and sheep in the background, children running around naked, women dressed in tableclothes and men wearing shiny suits, silk shirts unbuttoned to their navels and wearing enormous gold jewelry.

by Heinie Munoosch September 10, 2005

Ethiopian Dinner Party

When somebody invites you somewhere with the promise of there being food, but in reality there is no food.

"Everybody was disappointed at Chad's Ethiopian Dinner Party last Saturday."

by Grodon Fereman May 2, 2017

Ethiopian Rave

When a wealthy Western white male taunts starving Ethiopian children with food dangling above their heads.

That Ethiopian Rave got out of hand!

by Crumble Bunner May 24, 2018

Ethantopia

A planet/nation created by CLxean Scientist and Explorer A. Ethan A., who wanted to find the remains of Nanothuama. Nanothuama seemed to not be destroyed by the Super Nova that once fled them to Earth 2. It was preserved, by an ancient deity "Ape" spirit. It was cast into the planet and has different apocalypses occur every hour. This list is:
1:00 - Great Worldwide Fires
2:00 - Great Flood
3:00 - X-Virus Pandemic
4:00 - Star turns to Black Hole
5:00 - Asteroid Belt falls inward on planet
6:00 - A Comet impacts the planet
7:00 - Monsters roam the planet
8:00 - Zombies roam the planet
9:00 - Peace Period/Conqueror's Invasion
10:00 - Everyone becomes starved
11:00 - Supernova
12:00 - Radiation Poisoning
13:00 - Nuclear Explosions
14:00 - Ape God attacks planet
15:00 - Zircon Storm; Jupiter class storms
16:00 - Ice Age
17:00 - Moons Fall inward
18:00 - Supervolcanos
19:00 - Atmosphere disappears
20:00 - Acid Rain
21:00 - Core Destabilizes
22:00 - Star becomes Red
23:00 - Poison Air
24:00 - Fire Rain

▪︎ This phenomena occurs mystically by the Ape God, otherwise known as just a spirit.

Never, NEVER, N-E-V-E-R EVER, Visit Ethantopia!

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

Ethiopian Food

Imaginary consumable substances

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they!

by peanutbuttershake January 13, 2018