A cancerous cell, that has kills millions with his stupidity. He spends most of his time banning players on his "minecraft server," and sticking his whole foot in his mouth.
by #Don'tBanRebelGuy February 17, 2016
Dreary Erie, Mistake on the Lake. If you say you love Erie, then you are a fake. LOL! The city of Erie, which is located in the state of Pennsylvania, is the most depressing, bass ackwards city that I know. Don't trust the tourist brochures, you can make anything look good by using glossy paper.
Jobs: There are none unless you count telemarketing, cleaning toilets at one of Nick Scott's "Enterprises", selling crack, robbing banks, or flipping burgers.
Culture: LOL! Unless you count getting rock bands and rappers that were popular 15-20 years ago to perform at the Civic Center, culture, there is none. Erie is a hick town striving to be a hick city.
Buying a House: FORCLOSURE!
Renting an Apartment: Unaffordable with the $7.15-$8/hr that they pay around here.
Weather: Winter and August.
Typical Erie Residents: Lower class Erieites tend to be overweight, out of style & miserable, but they live in the real world.
"Upper class" Erieites tend to have a fake perkiness and a fake "shine" about them. They resemble pod people.
Erie Mentality: "The government just granted us $50 Million. Let's waste it on a pie in the sky project that will never pan out!"
Erie's Golden Rule: NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ERIE. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FAKE POSITIVE ATTITUDE ABOUT ERIE 24/7/365 YOU WILL BE DENOUNCED A TRAITOR.
Jobs: There are none unless you count telemarketing, cleaning toilets at one of Nick Scott's "Enterprises", selling crack, robbing banks, or flipping burgers.
Culture: LOL! Unless you count getting rock bands and rappers that were popular 15-20 years ago to perform at the Civic Center, culture, there is none. Erie is a hick town striving to be a hick city.
Buying a House: FORCLOSURE!
Renting an Apartment: Unaffordable with the $7.15-$8/hr that they pay around here.
Weather: Winter and August.
Typical Erie Residents: Lower class Erieites tend to be overweight, out of style & miserable, but they live in the real world.
"Upper class" Erieites tend to have a fake perkiness and a fake "shine" about them. They resemble pod people.
Erie Mentality: "The government just granted us $50 Million. Let's waste it on a pie in the sky project that will never pan out!"
Erie's Golden Rule: NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ERIE. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FAKE POSITIVE ATTITUDE ABOUT ERIE 24/7/365 YOU WILL BE DENOUNCED A TRAITOR.
Nick Scott Enterprises. City Council. Goerie.com forums. NIMBY. Snow. Brain Drain. Convention Center. Bayfront.
by thissitesucks, tee hee October 15, 2007
The poorest city in all of Pennsylvania, population 280,000. Home to the best Pennsylvania hip-hop artist: D-Lo.
Home of Bob Sanders.
Home of the lead singer from Train.
Home of where there's a bar on every corner and a church on every other.
Home of Bob Sanders.
Home of the lead singer from Train.
Home of where there's a bar on every corner and a church on every other.
So, once you leave, are you coming back?
Nah, man, Erie is full of drunks and idiots and I don't want any part of it.
Nah, man, Erie is full of drunks and idiots and I don't want any part of it.
by D-Lo2 February 02, 2010
A delosate city with no jobs unless you own a bar or beer distributer. "Erieites" are people who have serious mental problems. Why would someone live in a place that is fridged 10 months out of the year, with nothing to do. The main profession in the strange place is being a professional alchohlic, which you are awarded a higher ranking in "erie" society. People that choose to stay and live in Erie are complete losers with no self-esteem.
Jane "Mom we should go back to Erie and visit family in friends we haven't been there in a decade"!
Mom "No Jane that's a horrible idea. We may develop psychosis and have flashbacks of when we used to live there."
Jane You are right mom is the reason I have been in rehab 10 times is because....
Mom Yes Jane, because you grew up in Erie.
Mom "No Jane that's a horrible idea. We may develop psychosis and have flashbacks of when we used to live there."
Jane You are right mom is the reason I have been in rehab 10 times is because....
Mom Yes Jane, because you grew up in Erie.
by What you talking about Willis? October 17, 2008
by fuckthispussyjustlikeyoushould February 22, 2021
One of the worst cities to live in. Waldeemeer's motto is, "Not the same little park anymore." That is a complete lie. Our beaches are dirty and contaminated, there is a McDonalds around every corner, we have no good places to shop except Hot Topic, Pac Sun, and Grasshopper. This city is a true frozen hell on Earth, seeing as how half of our weather is a winter wonderland. Our public schools are full of decent teenagers, but our private schools are full of racist, sexist, unaccepting, intolerant, narrow minded, republican bastards who will outcast you if you do not conform to their style and we happen to be four years behind in fashion and style. As previously stated, we are a frozen hell on Earth.
Private School Kids: "Go die little whore."
Welcome to Erie, frozen hell on fucking Earth. Did you know our mall is in the shape of a gun?
Welcome to Erie, frozen hell on fucking Earth. Did you know our mall is in the shape of a gun?
by dissatisfied customer December 16, 2008