Epstein Log

The name for a penis that is shaped like an egg.

During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.

It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.

Much like someone with Peroni's Disease has a dick hooked more than Gonzo's nose, someone with an Epstein Log has a fucking oddly egg shaped appearing dick.

by Donkey McMuffinStuffin September 12, 2020

Epstein Barr Virus

Slang for the diseased condition of the White House in 2019, beginning with Jeffrey Epstein and ending with William Barr.

Donald cannot deny that his Epstein Barr Virus may ultimately be the death of him.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2019

Brian epstein

Brian Esptein was John Lennon's homosexual partner which he continuesly had sex with every day (sometimes week) up until his death.

Person one: WOW! I wish I could fuck a Lennon like Brian Epstein
Person two: But he was homosexual !

by Lennonfucker September 01, 2021

Gabbibo Epstein Shapiro

a french jew who is getting a bit soft
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a person you dislike

hey Gabibbo Epstein Shapiro!
Gabibbo Epstein Shapiro: Nooo!!! you cant ping me!!!!
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by faze cum cum sauce June 30, 2023

Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A virus of the body politic which compromises judgment induces moral fatigue and causes child rape.

Dear Leader was Alex Acosted by the news of this latest bout of Epstein-Barr Syndrome.

by lexicali slim July 08, 2019

Epstein dat ass

The act of fucking someone so well, it was as if they fucked themselves.

Guy1: how you and your girl doing?
Guy2: Bruh, last night I Epstein dat ass!

by DaKirb March 17, 2020

Epstein didn't kill himself

Means the same thing as "jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

Jeff Bozos: Hey did u know that Epstein didn't kill himself?

Mark Suckerberg: Yes of course I know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 26, 2022