April 8, 2014: The date when Microsoft stops providing support (including critical security patches) for Windows XP Service Pack 3.
Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.
Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.
"I don't get how so many companies can still be refusing to upgrade to Windows 7 or 8. I bet there are fifty guys around the world sitting on zero-day exploits just waiting for the Salish Apocalypse. It's going to suck."
by Carolinianjeff December 16, 2013
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So many to choose from! One is bound to come true.
A – Ape Uprising
B – Black Hole
C – Collision
D – Dinosaurs Return
E – Everyone Dissapears
F – Food Fights Back
G – Gravity Fails
H – Hollacaust Again
I – Insect Overlords
J – Jesus Returns
K – Killer Bees
L – Lemming Syndrome
M – Machine War
N – Nuke
O – Ovary Expiration
P – Pandemic
Q – Quake
R – Rapture
S – Solar Flare
T – Triffids
U – UFO Strike
V – Volcanos
W – Water World
X – Xenophobia
Y – You’re in teh Matrix
Z – Zombies
A – Ape Uprising
B – Black Hole
C – Collision
D – Dinosaurs Return
E – Everyone Dissapears
F – Food Fights Back
G – Gravity Fails
H – Hollacaust Again
I – Insect Overlords
J – Jesus Returns
K – Killer Bees
L – Lemming Syndrome
M – Machine War
N – Nuke
O – Ovary Expiration
P – Pandemic
Q – Quake
R – Rapture
S – Solar Flare
T – Triffids
U – UFO Strike
V – Volcanos
W – Water World
X – Xenophobia
Y – You’re in teh Matrix
Z – Zombies
When Bob bought his Big Mac at Mcdonalds, he was surpised when he went to take a bite, it took a bite of him. The end. (of the world) (Food fights back, from F, "A - Z of Apocalypses"
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Below are the words that have accurately predicted the morbid outcome of the near-future of computer software used for organizing digital music libraries.
"You also agree that you will not use these products for...the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons."
Below are the words that have accurately predicted the morbid outcome of the near-future of computer software used for organizing digital music libraries.
"You also agree that you will not use these products for...the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons."
"Do you fear the iPocalypse?"
Preacher: "The iPocalypse is a-comin'!"
That Satanist kid who used his parents' house as a church when they left for the weekend: "I hereby summon the four demons of the iPocalypse!"
Or...
Man who walks into an airport carrying only his laptop case, going through the packs of security, then taking out his laptop:
"EVERYONE, GET DOWN! I'VE GOT iTUNES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! IT'LL BE THE F**KIN' iPOCALYPSE!"
Preacher: "The iPocalypse is a-comin'!"
That Satanist kid who used his parents' house as a church when they left for the weekend: "I hereby summon the four demons of the iPocalypse!"
Or...
Man who walks into an airport carrying only his laptop case, going through the packs of security, then taking out his laptop:
"EVERYONE, GET DOWN! I'VE GOT iTUNES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! IT'LL BE THE F**KIN' iPOCALYPSE!"
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Luke: "Yeah... it's going to be a wallet apocalypse."
Luke: "Yeah... it's going to be a wallet apocalypse."
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