Sorry For My Bad English

"sorry for my bad english but i am german/french/chinese/greek/scottish(seriously, wtf?)..."

is the line one puts after a grammatically correct and understandable English sentence just to point out that he/she is not "English/American..."

Some dude: Hi, my name is *insert non-English name here* Sorry for my bad English but I am from *insert non-English-speaking country here*

Some other dude: I have been... *perfect speech*... and I genuinely apologise (emphasis on the "s") for my terrible English. However, I am...

by I just copy-pasted pseudonym June 12, 2011

English Class

the bottom of hell where you go to die. the english teachers are alwoys billions of years old and they think you dedicated you life to learning useless words you will never use.

"Oh no, we're going to english class. I hope I don't get drawn deeper in hell."

by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019

english(pirate) language on facebook.

only the most ballin' thing ever. turns regular english into ol' pirate dialect. EVERYTHING is in pirate language. personal favorites are bewitched portraits(videos), find this pleasin' to the eye(like), month o' showers(april), be wheghin' in(commenting), bottled message(new message), grains o' sand(seconds), has gone ashore(signed off),one grog fest sighted(one event invite), shots o' rum,(minutes)livery bilge raps be sendin' ye news(updates)....... the list goes on.

this english(pirate) language on facebook. is hilarious! lol, i reported someone and it said "report this here landlubber t'Cap'n and make em walk the plank!"

by umwho'sthis? May 6, 2009

non-englisher

a person who cant say or use English words properly in a sentence

Maria is a non-englisher and a slow typer bc she cant put words properly together.

by AllEyesOnMeee_ April 28, 2019

Jumeirah English Speaking School

A school in Dubai that is clapped and has a bunch of white thots that are the cringy as fuck. The school only cares about sports and winning.

person: i go to jumeirah english speaking school
other person: ew thot

by theogurbaner November 28, 2019

Sakalian English

A language buried by time, spoken today only by a few intellectuals.

- WOW! Those two guys sound so smart!
- Yeah, they must be speaking Sakalian English.

by Castanea Sativa May 22, 2021

english barbecue

The English BBQ normally takes place in wet or threatening weather condition. He, the man of the house, shows his family how to light the BBQ using several pints of high octane fuel. He then cooks chicken drumsticks that are black on the outside and still bleeding in the middle. Sausages are also black on the outside while being raw in the middle.

Any Sunday afternoon between June and September in gardens in UK

by Larry Power September 14, 2005