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Jenny Eclair

British comedienne who looks a LOT like Su Pollard
- Look: Su Pollard
- She looks weird today
(hmm, seems I have to mention "Jenny Eclair". Et voilà.)
by Notty M. Portant April 4, 2006
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Eclaire

An eclaire is a sex move involving three men. one man remains on his hands and knees throughout the entire process. The other two men take their penis's and stick them into the mouth and bum of the man on his hands and knees.

The man in the middle rocks back and forth until both men ejaculate into the holes that their penis has occupied for the past several minutes. chocolate icing is spread on the back of the man in the middle.

With the chocolate frosting, and cream coming out of both ends. The man will accuratly resemble your favourite dessert, an eclaire.
1. We all decided to try an eclaire today. when we were done he looked soo good that we both decided we would eat him.

2. That eclaire last night was the best one we have ever done together.
by Graemeseys April 25, 2010
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Chocolate Éclair

After fucking ass, pull out with shit on dick. Bust nut on on lips. Press lips together and smear shit on outline of lips like Puerto Rican lip liner.
HOLY SHIT!!! No, you did not give that tranny bowling alley bartender the Chocolate Éclair.
by rev. peter lemonjello April 25, 2008
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Eclair

Similar to when people call others 'Oreos' where someone is black on the outside but white and nerdy on the inside. An eclair is this: Black on top (skin color) White inside (Nerdy and uncool) yellow on bottom (small package) A major diss.
Dude Michael is such an eclair, i bet he still lives with his mom.
by tehPyro October 29, 2008
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Amish Eclair

\ˈä-mish ē-ˈkler \

Verb

When an Amish young adult (male or female), while on rumspringa, is fucked in the ass, and proceeds to snort a line of cocaine off the erect dick covered in poop.
"Did you hear about Malachi's rumspringa?, he got drunk and did an amish eclair off some gay dude."

eskimo pipeline , alabama hot pocket , strawberry shortcake, dirty sanchez, angry dragon
by tree eight fife mike papa December 6, 2011
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Creamy Eclaire

Creamy Eclaire.

a creamy eclaire is basically sucking cock off some one
by Guy-With-No-Right-Ear May 31, 2005
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Eclair

One fecal unit (a turd) with a thick layer of semen ejaculated onto it; in a straight line, waves, squiggles, or zigzags if you so wish. Don't forget a doily!
To make an eclair one fecal unit should be exerted onto a decorated plate, with a semen deposit neatly extracted onto the top of it.
by dumpster diver July 6, 2009
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