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Empty Egg Carton

A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.

E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.

Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.
That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton

E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton
by CrippledCow February 19, 2020
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National Emily is Awesome Day!

National Emily is Awesome Day is on May 4th. A day to say Emily is Awesome.
Always say Emily is Awesome! Happy National Emily is Awesome Day!
by Awesome100 May 3, 2017
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Dirty emily

When you fuck someone and then throw them off a bridge after suggesting watching Harry Potter again.
If I have to watch that wizard again, I'm pulling a Dirty Emily
by Tswill June 10, 2020
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pulling an emily

When you plan something and at the last minute you make up an excuse to back out
Emily says yes to a plan to hang out or something then at the very last minute she says she can't make it. Thats pulling an emily
by brundon123 June 27, 2014
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Emily Browning

A beautiful and well talented actress from Australia, well known in movies like "Ghost Ship", "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events", and "The Uninvited."

She was also Stephenie Meyer's first choice for her to audition for the role as Isabella "Bella" Swan, but turned it down.

In 2011, she will be starring in the movie "Sucker Punch" as Baby Doll, a girl who is institutionalized by her wicked father.
"She's going to break a million hearts!"

-Quoted by Jim Carrey about Emily Browning in the movie "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events"
by DJ Abunai August 17, 2009
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empty barrel

Quote by Plato: “An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”
Vessel, empty barrel, drum, can, bucket, brain, or whatever.
by PawPawDog October 20, 2017
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Emilyism

a political party centered on acceptance of anything Emily says to do.
Nothing like anarchism, you will do what Emily says, when Emily says it.
We preffer Emilyism over communism
by whateverisaygoes December 14, 2008
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