IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression)

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

by profbass March 18, 2010

premature ejaculation

To jettison your bombs before the misson has been completed

BOMBS AWAY!
Damn it joe thats the fifth time today, you damn premature ejaculation master

by Drue B December 26, 2006

Walking Ejaculation

n: a baby formulated by accident.

Timmy accidentally pre-shot into the vagina and formulated a walking ejaculation. Oops now he's fucked paying child support for 18 years.

by Trees DT! December 9, 2009

Premature Ejaculation

When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.

Ben: "Shit I cummed"
Girl: Uhhh we were just kissing

by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004

female ejaculation

During orgasm all of the fluid emitted from a woman's urethra is ejaculate. Thought it may feel like your urinating, it's just the sensation the uteris gives you as it contracts and relaxes during orgasm. The best thing to do whilst having sex or oral is for the woman to relax, and at the point of Orgasm to not hold back, but to relax. Do keep a couple of towels near by because your female friend could be a bit more than a pussy cat, and have you swimming in gods juices. Hint: Your right i am a bloke out there to help, i have found this information out and passed it on to you so give it a go and good luck:):):)

Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm

by Luke January 14, 2005

spontaneous meat ejaculation

A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.

Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.

by oscillation October 23, 2010

Mental Ejaculation

To expel all knowledge, in no particular order, of a certain subject in a definate space of time.

Jane: How'd the Spanish test Go?
Dick: Mental Ejaculation. I mentally ejaculated all over it.

by Geophree Godnam March 24, 2006