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ElizabethAftonsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Elizabeth Afton

Okay, let’s stop there.
Buddy, she’s a literal 5 year old. That’s illegal.
You should probably seek mental help if you actually think fictional characters are attractive. ESPECIALLY when they’re minors and ESPECIALLY when they’re dead children.
( including Elizabeth )

Alternative Universes are also not an excuse. Elizabeth died at age 5 when she still went to kindergarten. Also, what’s so attractive about a ginger haired 5 year old from the 1900s? No offence to other people. But Elizabeth is fictional and doesn’t exist.

I’m gonna go call the police now.
Boy: What’s your sexuality?
Girl: I am ElizabethAftonSexual !
Boy: Yeah, and I’m calling-the-police-sexual.
Girl: What’s that?
Boy: Stay here for a couple minutes, then you’ll see.
by randysbeloved on TikTok !! August 22, 2021
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Queen Elizabeth

A previously immortal being who is now dead
OMG DID YOU HEAR QUEEN ELIZABETH DIED?!
by ace of roses September 8, 2022
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Elizabeth

Elizabeth
Elizabeth: Elizabeth
by Sock.butt123 October 16, 2019
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Queen Elizabeth

"Yo did you hear about Andrew getting a Prince Albert?" No but Megan just got a Queen Elizabeth at the piercing joint
by TheBigSwede June 16, 2011
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Eliza

Eliza is a beauty of the world and she sure doesn’t mess around. She loves more than anyone you know, but she also HATES more than anyone you know. This beauty may deceive you but she definitely does not mess around especially when it comes to her or her friends. Which happens to make her an amazing girlfriend. She loves, she’s loyal, and she cares about other people more than herself.
Eliza is the best!
by Jehrjrkdihwb October 6, 2018
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Elizabeth Cruz

Is the most, caring, passionate, classy, charming, SEXY, cute, adorable, baby pie you have ever met! She is so soft and cuddly and lovable too!

a)Has 2 legs and 2 arms
b) omg is so dam hot that u'd *jizzzz in your pannttts*
c) poop
hello elizabeth cruz how are you today? hahahaha i dont know i had to do this
by dr.baby pie March 28, 2009
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Elizabeth Swann

The female main character in the wonderful movie Pirates of the Caribbean. She always seems to be in a love triangle (Will, Norrington. Then in the second movie Will, Jack).

The daughter of the governor of Port Royale, played by actress Keira Knightley. Tends to faint quite a lot.
"I can't breathe!"

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Captain Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
by Kikikina September 14, 2008
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