Elastic band theory

When your with someone, things can get too close. So TA-DA the elastic band theory: if you let someone go they will come pinging back like an elastic band.

YAY :)

Scenario 1:

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!!

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then.
*Later*
Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :)
Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails

by babeyyyyyx October 12, 2009

Fantastic Elastic

the act of mathematically measuring the exact point at which a given bungee jumper will reach the bottom of their downwards fall. And positioning a tight female at this given point. the bungee jumper needs to be masturbating as he is falling so that when he makes direct insertion in the female vagina he cums inside of her, guaranteeing pregnancy. due to the very fast insertion, the cum is shot out at 27mph reducing the labor time to only 4.3 months opposed to 8. the offspring produced by preforming a fantastic elastic are more athletic than the average child.

Lance Armstrong, Michael Felps, tiger Woods, Michael Jordan and Jeff Hamilton are all results of the fantastic Elastic

i wish i could be a sprinter on the USA Olympic, however im not athletic and fast enough. I grieve over it every day. I sure wish that my parents made me by preforming a fantastic elastic

by fantasticelastic May 7, 2009

Erastic

The elastic males use in their underwear or shorts to hold their penis at 180 degrees when an erection occurs to conceal it. Generally more commonly used when in the early teen years.

Ben: I have a raging boner
Akhmed: Use your erastic to hold it

by RynchWA87 January 8, 2012

elastic handjob

The act of bungee jumping with the bungee cord attached to your schlong.

John: I am now a woman.
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting

by Long R. Von Hugendong September 23, 2013

AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome)

The condition resulting in excessive penetration of the anal cavity. The sphincter of the anus is unable to tighten, resulting in the inability to clench your anus shut. This means that you can't prevent the flow of fecal matter coming out of your anus. This disease is prevalent in the homosexual community, especially among males

Joe: I got AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome) from having too much anal sex

by Christopher Cantoon April 13, 2008

elastica

Early riders of britpop during the mid 90s. Band's was comprised of the lead singer Justine Frischmann, Donna Matthews, Annie Holland and Justin (NOT JustinE) Welch.

Noteable songs were: Connection, Blue, 2:1

Band had two CD releases in north america, self titled and Menace

After losing core members and picking up others along the way the band was decidedly broken up by Justine in 2002.

Elastica sure beat Blur. Suede beat both though!

by Lauren Anderson September 15, 2005

elasticity

Being able to bounce back after failing. Showing adaptibility within a problem. Resilience. Perseverance. Not letting changes bring you down and ruin your hardwork.

The team showed elasticity when they changed they're play

by Cheerleading1012 December 29, 2014