Edison

A tesla that's been stolen

Real Life Peter Griffin: Though I wonder, If you steal a tesla, does it become an Edison?

by ♥🗺☠ February 9, 2023

douse the Edisons

To turn off the lights.

It's getting late, could you douse the Edisons for me?

by Heathen Lummox October 9, 2003

Decorative Edison

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009

Thomas Edison

The homosexual act of 1 partner inserting a lightbulb in the ass of another.

After having shards of broken glass in his asshole, Mike will think twice before he lets Bill Thomas Edison him again.

by Rudery May 16, 2011

edison high school

A relatively small school located in Fairfax County, VA. Has a high minority population of Hispanics. Although a pretty crappy, ghetto school, some idiot millionaire decided to donate millions of dollars which was used to buy "Smartboards", which is a blackboard hooked up to a computer and is interactive. A very good idea, but the biggest waste of money on this talentless, worthless bunch of kids.

Yo there's gonna be a gangfight near edison high school tonight.

by ScrewYouToo February 24, 2005

Edson

probably it's only a guy that want love.

he's facing a seriously mental problem and needs help from the people he considers important in his life but is simply afraid and insecure that more people will reject him

He considers himself kind, polite, honest and loving even though people he has come across have made him think differently (in certain situations these people can become his own family)

Edson it's sweetheart
Edson has a pure soul
Edson only want to be happiness

by tanke rapaza November 22, 2021

Edison

Best basketball player, handsome, smart and snatches hoes on demand. He is a Puerto Rican god and part of the greatest group known to man, Dream Team.

I wish I could be like Edison one day.

by El Sancho de mexico July 7, 2017