(classical music plays)
And now, todays Ebonic Language lesson...
"Meeting Girls!"
1."My,you're a lovely young lady..."
"DA--, bit--, youz a fine muther f-er"
DA--, bit--, yous a fine mother f-er(*ding*)
2."Let's go for a ride, shall we?..."
hey baby, lets jump in my lo-rider, and lets rotate these tires!
Hey baby, lets jump in my low-rider, and lets rotate these tires... (*ding*)
3."You are beutiful.I would like to make love to you..."
Da--bi--, u'r stupa fly,let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey!
Da--bi--, your stupa fly,let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey...
4."Greeting old friends..."
Hello, sir
Whad~up?... dawg!
Whadup... dawg(*ding*)
5.May I borrow some money ?
hey, let me hold some me n's, i will hit you back on the first , my brother.
Hey, let me hold some me n's, I will hit you back on the first, my brother.(*ding*)
6.You dont have it? Thanks anyway...
F--- YOU!
F---you.(*ding*)
7. Making new friends...
Hello, sir...
WhadUP!
WhadUP.(*ding*)
8. I admire your fashionable running shoes...
Drop dem nikes off yo ass befo i blast u muther f-er!
Drop them nikes off yo ass before i blast you mother f-er.(*ding*)
I used to be a stuck-up white boy fake in the funk... bump that, I aint no bull---- to the front street no more, thanks to the wake-up crew's Ebonics Language Lesson
Available in a hood near you...
And now, todays Ebonic Language lesson...
"Meeting Girls!"
1."My,you're a lovely young lady..."
"DA--, bit--, youz a fine muther f-er"
DA--, bit--, yous a fine mother f-er(*ding*)
2."Let's go for a ride, shall we?..."
hey baby, lets jump in my lo-rider, and lets rotate these tires!
Hey baby, lets jump in my low-rider, and lets rotate these tires... (*ding*)
3."You are beutiful.I would like to make love to you..."
Da--bi--, u'r stupa fly,let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey!
Da--bi--, your stupa fly,let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey...
4."Greeting old friends..."
Hello, sir
Whad~up?... dawg!
Whadup... dawg(*ding*)
5.May I borrow some money ?
hey, let me hold some me n's, i will hit you back on the first , my brother.
Hey, let me hold some me n's, I will hit you back on the first, my brother.(*ding*)
6.You dont have it? Thanks anyway...
F--- YOU!
F---you.(*ding*)
7. Making new friends...
Hello, sir...
WhadUP!
WhadUP.(*ding*)
8. I admire your fashionable running shoes...
Drop dem nikes off yo ass befo i blast u muther f-er!
Drop them nikes off yo ass before i blast you mother f-er.(*ding*)
I used to be a stuck-up white boy fake in the funk... bump that, I aint no bull---- to the front street no more, thanks to the wake-up crew's Ebonics Language Lesson
Available in a hood near you...
by Russell Duce January 30, 2005
A version of english made up of a variety of slang words. Stands for ebony and phonics. Widely spoken among the african american culture.
"Holla holla, my homey!"
"Yo dawg, whats crack-a-lackin'?"
"It's all good up herre in dis hood"
"Tight!"
"Yo dawg, whats crack-a-lackin'?"
"It's all good up herre in dis hood"
"Tight!"
by Amber April 03, 2003
Ebonics is the language of African-American Ancestry, struggle, pain, intelligence, love, mercy, understanding, survival, resistance, and enjoyment. Ebonics, represents that warm place in the hearts of many of us African-Americans, when we think about our Ancestors, who could not speak nor understand English, but struggled to speak a language they were not taught formally for hundreds of years. Ebonics allows us to connect with our Ancestors through language. Ebonics is a language that is celebrated, enjoyed, and spoken intentionally by me, because it is easy on my tongue, fun, creative, and saves time. I 'respect' Standard English, but I 'LOVE' Ebonics and Slang, because they are a part of me - a decent and meaningful part of MY history, My culture, and MY family. My Ancestors spoke Ebonics while they cried in pain, but now, I can speak Ebonics while I smile with joy.
Standard English Example:
Question: What do you need to do?
Answer: I need to take the time, to gather the information, and then double check it, to see if I am correct in my facts; Then I have to package it and take it to the Post Office, so that I can get it insured, to make sure I don't lose my valuable work.
Ebonics Example:
Question: What cha' gawn do?
Answer: Lawd ha' murcy! I nee' ta git dis stuff togetha
and take it ta da Post office, and git me some insurance!
Question: What do you need to do?
Answer: I need to take the time, to gather the information, and then double check it, to see if I am correct in my facts; Then I have to package it and take it to the Post Office, so that I can get it insured, to make sure I don't lose my valuable work.
Ebonics Example:
Question: What cha' gawn do?
Answer: Lawd ha' murcy! I nee' ta git dis stuff togetha
and take it ta da Post office, and git me some insurance!
by Saboorah June 28, 2009
Ebonics "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, they're like, it's better than yours, damn right its better than your, i could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
English "My frozen dairy treat brings all the male gender to the grassy area in the front of my residence. They say it is superior to yours. Yes, they are correct, it is far superior than yours. I could pass along this knowledge, but there would be a fee.
English "My frozen dairy treat brings all the male gender to the grassy area in the front of my residence. They say it is superior to yours. Yes, they are correct, it is far superior than yours. I could pass along this knowledge, but there would be a fee.
by lux May 02, 2004
Broken english used by African-Americans (ebo-americans?) and white wanna-be gen-X-ers. Practitoners can be identified by tennis shoes that are stomped down in the rear, so as to be worn like house slippers.
Frequently involves droppin' the las' consonan' of a word.
Deft = def.
Frequently involves droppin' the las' consonan' of a word.
Deft = def.
by hannibal lickter July 11, 2005
by lil treezy March 12, 2003
A form of the English language, mostly inhabited by African-Americans. Most commonly confused with friendly slang such as "wassup" and "hey how you doin'". Ebonics has a historical background, mostly underappreciated by uneducated 'Crombie guys. During the times of early slavery, it was spoken mostly in the south as an alternate language to English, since their own native languages were forbidden. It has since survived centuries of change and been altered into today's form of african-american slang.
Ebonics: "Ayo wassup ma, damn yous lookin fly why dont you let me holla atchu for a hot minute"
Proper English: "Hello, miss, you are looking very beautiful. I was wondering if you could possibly spare a minute of your time so that I could get to know you better."
Old (southern) Ebonics: "Whyontchu brin dem oba here an let meh getcha sum colta drin yous been werkin eba sin da sun done come awn up, yous gonna hurchoself likeat."
Proper English: "Why don't you bring those over here and let me get you a cold beverage. You have been working diligently since sunrise. This is not good for your health."
Proper English: "Hello, miss, you are looking very beautiful. I was wondering if you could possibly spare a minute of your time so that I could get to know you better."
Old (southern) Ebonics: "Whyontchu brin dem oba here an let meh getcha sum colta drin yous been werkin eba sin da sun done come awn up, yous gonna hurchoself likeat."
Proper English: "Why don't you bring those over here and let me get you a cold beverage. You have been working diligently since sunrise. This is not good for your health."
by la mejor November 27, 2005