eBay

A large hole in the internet, lined with collector plates and Star Wars figurines, into which large amounts of money has fallen.
When George Bush woke up one morning and decided he might like his soul back, he logged onto eBay to see if anyone there had found it.
by global33 May 30, 2003
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A group of 100,000 people buying useless crap from eachother, and then selling it again to the same moron who sold it in the first place for no reason, just so eBay stock owners make more money.
"Where did you get those pants!?"
"I bought them off eBay"
by dickhead July 26, 2003
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Best place to buy things for 1-99 % cheaper. The World's Online Marketplace.
I was starting to bald so I got some hair cream off eBay!!
by Lizzie May 03, 2003
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A place where you can by a man to dress up as Larry Bird and dig you a hole.
I need a 1987 figurine of a globe that is hand painted. Where can i find that? TRY eBay!
by boom-shocka-locka January 10, 2006
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a wonderous place on the internet that supplies me w/ hours of laughfter, fears, joy, and so many other emotions I can't even describe. Also it's the only place online where you can find peeps dumb enough to pay $5 for a sailor moon tooth brush =_=
Prisitine: Oh what did ya get on ebay?
SB: A buncha nifty sailor moon toys I had been looking for! ^_^
Pristine: How much did ya end up paying?
SB: $5.00 for the auction and $200 for s+h
Prisitne: O.O......
by Shankie Bear December 24, 2004
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A website auction where you rip people off because they're stupid or people rip you off because you're stupid. See: Napster
by Sedi June 01, 2003
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A person who can find anything and sell it to you, ie. a drug dealer that can get you anything you need!

(your dealer who can get anything from schedule 2 substances to stolen 64" plasma televisions, You call him eBay)
They used to call richard eBay!
by CrimSonSPYder January 06, 2006
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