mastering

The polite way to refer to rubbing one out.

I walked in and Ryan was mastering on the couch.

by hamwallet4lyfe January 23, 2009

Eastern Sunrise

When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal

Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"

Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"

by LikeYouNeverDidIt May 27, 2009

EasterEgg5forV

EasterEgg5forV is the 5th easter egg for her anniversary. Part of a bigger gift.

-You still have to claim your gift.
-omg how many easter eggs are there
-many. You still haven't found EasterEgg5forV
-a what?
-dictionary

by AlexanderTheG February 18, 2021

The Eastern Herald

A news journal headquartered in India promoting free speech, Human Rights and advocating the rights of the minorities worldwide. Oped, news, editorial articles on politics, religion, Persecution, current events and much more.

Official website: www.easternherald.com

The Eastern Herald promotes freedom of speech.

by Muzaffarab May 18, 2019

South eastern middle school

A horrible middle school

SOUTH EASTERN MIDDLE SCHOOL...

“A SCHOOL THAT IS TERRIBLE FOR KIDS”DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. TEACHERS AND OR GUIDANCE COUNSELORS DO NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND BEHAVIOR. TEACHERS HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT. OTHER TEACHERS GIVE STUDENTS A+ FOR SITTING AND EATING AND PLAYING ON PHONES WHEN THE REST OF THW CLASS DOES HARD WORK THAT THE TEACHER DOESN'T TEACH. I’M WARNING ALL OF YOU... DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE

by someonewhohatesSESD December 11, 2019

Eastern Orthodox

Like the Catholic Church, but with better beards.

Priest 1- I wish I could grow an awesome beard like that Eastern Orthodox priest

Priest 2- Ya. We still get cooler hats though.

Priest 1- True dat

by L. Marshall January 31, 2010

middle eastern

Loving , hospitable, peaceful people who work hard and are fun to party with. They have contributed uber much to the fields of medicine,mathematics, music,poetry,architecture, and philanthropy. Their diet is one of the healthiest and most delicious in the world.Come in all different styles, dark haired to blond. Clever and discerning, yet sometimes a bit too hung up on themselves. Yeah , well, they continue to influence the world. Great dancers:)

"You eating tabouli?", "Yeah - from the Middle Eastern Deli"

by kissurbooboo June 29, 2006