Epstein Log

The name for a penis that is shaped like an egg.

During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.

It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.

Much like someone with Peroni's Disease has a dick hooked more than Gonzo's nose, someone with an Epstein Log has a fucking oddly egg shaped appearing dick.

by Donkey McMuffinStuffin September 12, 2020

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Epstein Barr Virus

Slang for the diseased condition of the White House in 2019, beginning with Jeffrey Epstein and ending with William Barr.

Donald cannot deny that his Epstein Barr Virus may ultimately be the death of him.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2019

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Brian epstein

Brian Esptein was John Lennon's homosexual partner which he continuesly had sex with every day (sometimes week) up until his death.

Person one: WOW! I wish I could fuck a Lennon like Brian Epstein
Person two: But he was homosexual !

by Lennonfucker September 01, 2021

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