Egyptian Sunglasses

When a girl is laying on her back and a guy squats over her face, laying one testicle in each eye socket and his penis along the shaft of her nose, acting as a shield.

It was really sunny when we were fooling around on the beach, so out of the kindness of my heart I gave her a pair of egyptian sunglasses.

by Tee-bag May 17, 2009

Egyptian Massage

The name given to a massage for females concluding with a "happy ending."

"I thought I was going in for a Swedish massage, but it turns out it was an Egyptian massage. Now I am really relaxed and all I want to do is cuddle!"

"Hey Aimee, how was the massage?"
"It was great! I paid a bit extra and upgraded to the Egyptian massage and the last 10 minutes were worth every penny!"

by Doctor Drey May 30, 2014

Bustin' An Egyptian

The 'Prelude' to a three way - Where two girls/two guys stand on either side of a guy/girl and make out/grind with them.

"Woah dude! Check it out! Timmy is Bustin' An Egyptian, what a lucky dude!

by Orangep33ls November 7, 2009

egyptian flu

to be pregnant, about to be a "mummy"

Juno caught egyptian flu from Bleeker the only time they screwed.

by roglewis April 11, 2009

Egyptian mudbutt

The loose, watery diarrhea that occurs after you eat some bad koshari; can be thought of as North Africa's version of Montezuma's revenge.

Hey, I wont be coming in to work today... I got a bad case of Egyptian mudbutt from some bad fūl I ate last night.

by JrHighShiz June 18, 2021

egyptian tear

When someone cries in another person's anus.

Her booty was so fine I gave her an egyptian tear.

by Crabs in a bucket October 10, 2012

egyptian oven

when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.

I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.

by Madam S December 25, 2009