California earing

n.

A cellular phone (cell phone) firmly affixed to one ear (especially when driving)

The car accident was caused by a woman with a California earing.

by MongledMonkey July 1, 2003

Robert Ehrlinger

Level 28 night elf. Very homosexual. He like to lick cat vagina. Extreme hater of animal noises. On late nights he enjoys being fisted, red wine, and ling walks on the beach. Also known as Satan, ruler of the gay faggot fairies who buttfuck dudes in the chilli ring.

I'm robert ehrlinger, I don't have any pubic hair. I also like to kiss Brandon Daly

by Animal Noises January 23, 2011

Earning Red Wings

Also to define practicing
cunnilinguswhile the female is menstruating, because of the blood stains left on her thighs and the partner's face.

I told her that I wouldn't mind earning my red wings, after she told me that she was on the rag. You should have seen the look on her face when she realized I meant oral sex.

by dork February 17, 2005

earlingus fungus

when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.

"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."

"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"

by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015

earlinne

An uniqe, extraordinary, amazing woman. A pillar of all woman.
Imitated but never duplicated. One of a kind and rare beauty. Body mind and soul.

I wish I was an Earlinne kind of woman.

by noochie88 December 19, 2016

Earning disability

Politically correct term for poor. Those who make less than average to nothing may possess some type of earning disability. Those who make the most money seem to have no disability at all, but are frequently guilty of ableism. The most effective treatment is the unemployment pill, which may be prescribed by the government or by your primary care physician.

"Sucks to see all these jobless folks just wandering the streets. It's sad."

"Don't call them jobless, man. They have an earning disability."
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"My buddy hasn't worked in 5 years. I really wish he'd get his ass in gear."

"You mean Mike? Dude, take it easy on him. He has an earning disability."
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"My husband only makes 13 bucks an hour at his job. Because of him we're basically working poor."

"You're married to a guy with an earning disability?"

by Pylvia Slath June 22, 2021

Earning The Lobster

Working extra hard in order to spoil another.

Bruce worked late at the office earning the lobster for Nina.

by Checkmater February 19, 2010