Thumper Dumper Code Red 

The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.

No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.

Thumper Dumper Code Red by ThumperDumperCodeRedSurvivor January 21, 2012

Dumblewhore 

A particularly old man with an unquenchable thirst for bitches

:Did you see that geezer on the beach with the speedo?
:Oh ya, that dumblewhore was getting some bids

Dumblewhore by Axlle Spy June 2, 2011

Sugar Dimples 

Sugar dimples is an affectionate nickname for the person you love who has adorable dimples. This is a person who you love incredibly. They bring a smile to your face and are the reason you breath, the reason you wake up each morning and the reason the sun shines and says 'hey there come out and play':) A sugar dimple is someone who is sweet as sugar and fills your life with sugary delights. They radiate a positive energy to everyone and remind you of all the happiness that you can share. A sugar dimple is incredibly easy to fall deeply in love with and you wouldn't want it any other way. The best kind of dimple that exists is a Sugar Dimple

someone who brings hope, light, lightheartedness, sugar and fun into my life - the one i truly love... Sugar Dimples.

You are my Sugar Dimple always baby

Sugar Dimples by 269sugar<3 June 21, 2010

Dimple 

The most amazing girl you can ever meet.Shes kind,cute,pretty. She is the bestes thing anyone can have

Me:I have to show you my friend called Dimple
You:YAY! I've heard so much about a Dimple

Dimple by Unknown.weird.child October 3, 2021

Dumbledored'd 

1. To have been out-witted by someone
2. To teach magic to someone
3. Not to be confused with the definition of the word snape'd

Guy 1 - I was just playin' chess right, right? And then out of the blue, I was dumbledored'd!!
Guy 2 - NO WAI

Harry was just dumbledored'd

Dumbledored'd by The Reaper February 19, 2006

Dumbleteamed 

When two elderly men dress in wizard costumes and have a three way with an underage boy.

"Hey Bill, did you see that little boy over there? He looks like he wants to get Dumbleteamed"

"Sure did, I'll go grab my robes and cast The Summoning Charm on his sweet little ass."

Dumbleteamed by CapN Hairy Nick May 11, 2013

dumpjerk 

When you take a dump and jerk off afterwards since you technically already have your penis out anyway.

I was taking a dump the other day and decided to jerk off since my penis was out anyway; it was a nice dumpjerk

dumpjerk by Paco4u January 9, 2015