Dumbledoring

The act of ret-conning a character or historical figure as being homosexual (or some other sexuality) after the fact for the sake of being inclusive or feeing included with little regard for any evidence to the contrary.

Disney has recently ret-conned Donald Duck as being trans. I’m tired of all this Dumbledoring going on.

by Fishboi825 April 16, 2019

Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.

I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it

by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011

dumbledore

A girl who is especially good at giving head, a "headmaster."

I call my girl Dumbledore, 'cause she's the headmaster.

by Book February 1, 2008

dumbledork

Combination of Albus Dumbledore the character from the Harry Potter books and the word "dork". Used to describe an individual with an unhealthy knowledge of the works of JK Rowling.

Gosh Ralph, I cannot wait to get the final Harry Potter book!

Dude, Harry Potter is gay.

Far from it friend! Cho Chang becomes Harry's girlfriend in Order of the Phoenix, and he develops feelings for Ginny Weasley in the Half-Blood Prince, so not gay at all!

Dumbledork...

by PappyDW June 29, 2007

Dumbledore complex

A form of psychological compensation wherein an individual attempts to suppress his or her homosexual desires by means of diverting libidinal and seemingly unacceptable energies into intellectual endeavors. Named for Professor Albus Dumbledore of the Harry Potter book series.

Kelly: "Gawd, that guy is so friggin' smart!"

Cody: "Yeah, he's gotta Dumbledore complex. You know how conservative this area is."

by Danny Boy '12 July 8, 2009

Dumbledore

An old fashioned word for a bee (bumble bee) used predominantly in Dorset, UK

I stread on a dumbledore (I stood on a bee)

by Mekon666 April 28, 2009

[Dumbledore]

The puppet in potter puppet pals that comes up randomly while naked

Person 1: GOD whos that naked puppet
person 2: THATS Dumbledore
Dumbledore puppet: NAKED TIME!!!!!!
Person 1: GOD!!!!!!

by minerva snape January 9, 2009