dutchaboo

A Dutchaboo is a person who's obsessed over anything even remotely Dutch and thinks he/she is cultured because he/she eaten a stroopwafel, said the word "gezellig" or visited the Red Light District. They also like to insert random dutch words in conversations but can't even hold a conversation in Dutch.

Look at all those dutchaboos!

by 45645646 June 7, 2017

last ditch effort

A final, pathetic attempt to do something when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

As a last ditch effort to become the cool kid and bring down all the jocks that shoved him in his locker and and threw him into piles of horse manure, Gerry turned to UrbanDictionary.com, where he could freely post definitions like "Gerry is da man" and "Joe Sparks is a poop-eating twatfaced loser".

by Nick D August 13, 2004

Dutch Master

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.

I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.

by Pheecees June 27, 2021

dilly ditching

The act of disposing of ones recreational sex toy, particularly a dildo, in a public space. Especially a residential area.

“She went Dilly Ditching because her toy no longer pleased her and she wanted a new one.”

by SkFredyyP November 2, 2020

Non-Flying Dutchman

The Iceman. DB10. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius. The finest import in the history of the Premier League. An enigmatic, reserved, ice-cold magician with an inexplicable phobia of flying.

It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.

Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?

Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.

Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?

Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master

by TheIcemanStrikesAgain January 21, 2011

dip and ditch

To seduce someone into sleeping with you, usually with the promise of a relationship, and leaving once the act is done.

A : What's up with you and that girl? She seems pretty crazy about you.
B : Yeah i don't know.
A : Fine just don't dip and ditch.

by osheshyal March 5, 2015

ducking ditch

This is what Google Talk to text interprets when you mean to say
Fucking Bitch

I hate you, I hope you die you ducking ditch

by NURSE HOLLY November 17, 2015