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Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.
I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...
by Douglasazo January 12, 2006
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Dudesworth

a unit of measurement which is the approximate amount that one dude could consume or produce in a given amount of time.
"How many hot dogs should I pick up for the party"
"Oh, about four or five dudesworth."

"The shirt is soaked with an entire dudesworth of sweat."
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50 dudes effect

That thing when someone describes a situation so vaguely that the only logical thing to do is assume that 50 dudes were involved.
Me: Yea, she's an interesting character. *wiggles eyebrows*
Jeff: Oh, so she definitely blew, like, 50 dudes.
Me: No, that's not-

*beware the 50 dudes effect*
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Readers Digest Version

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.
Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?
by blockpass270 August 20, 2008
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dagesh

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by Andy Dagesh July 12, 2007
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Dudeshot

That awkward scene in a porn video where the camera cuts to the guy's face, and boom, before you know it, you've been fapping to a fat bearded guy's face for twenty seconds.
Guy 1: "I was masturbating like crazy to this awesome video, and suddenly, the camera starts focussing on the dude's face."
Guy 2: "Looks like you got hit by the Dudeshot."
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