A food additive developed in 1967 by the R&D department of the Anheuser-Busch Corporation, Monobrodium Dudeamate (MBD) is not regulated by the FDA. Commonly included in cheap beers such as Budweiser, Coors, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Miller, and Corona, this compound reacts uniquely with alcohol in the brain to produce a variety of unusual human behaviors, exploited for the economic gain of brewing companies' subsidiaries. The additive has had a unique effect on the culture of the U.S.A., producing such things as the Hooters restaurant chain, the Spike TV network, the Jackass series, the movie Animal House, and the 'tailgate party' phenomenon. Common side effects include hot wings, people buying pickup trucks to commute in the suburbs, chicken strips, wicked hangovers, and the belief that baseball is an engaging spectator sport. The chemical is also responsible for most of the behaviors of the American frat boy, and for PBR-induced hipster woman-bashing.
Adult male after consuming both alcohol and Monobrodium Dudeamate:
"WOOOO! YEEAAAH! DUDE! BRO! COME HERE! OK, DUDE, hold my beer and watch this!"
Adult male after consuming only alcohol:
"This has been quite a delightful evening, but I believe I have quaffed this Pilsner Urquell in excess. Might I trouble you to call a cab, kind sir?"
"WOOOO! YEEAAAH! DUDE! BRO! COME HERE! OK, DUDE, hold my beer and watch this!"
Adult male after consuming only alcohol:
"This has been quite a delightful evening, but I believe I have quaffed this Pilsner Urquell in excess. Might I trouble you to call a cab, kind sir?"
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Get the Dudehah mug.The area--often with bench or lounge seating, sometimes just open floor--where cool dudes wait for their girls in retail stores.
Can also be the act of dudewaiting: standing in said area and/or carrying her shopping bags.
Can also be the act of dudewaiting: standing in said area and/or carrying her shopping bags.
Stuck in dudewaiting while my gf tries on culottes.
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I'm dudewaiting at Victoria's Secret right now.
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I'm dudewaiting at Victoria's Secret right now.
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Wooow! Did you see that reply-all from Bill last night? How is that dodecaretard still employed here?! How?!
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Get the dodecaretard mug.(noun) a homosexual male; a man who engages in sexual activity with other men (pronounced hump-tee-doo-dee-an).
This term is devoid of derogatory connotation and is similar to the nouns describing the natives or citizens of particular countries, e.g "He's an American, she's a Russian".
"Humpty-dudeian" may refer to residents of the mythical land of Humpty-Dude, which is thought to be where Brokeback Mountain is located, however current theories suggest that this is merely a state of mind or mild delusion, such as the optimistic belief system which gives currency to the idea that saliva is a viable alternative to personal lubricant.
From "to hump (verb) - to have sex" and "dude (noun) - a human being of the masculine gender"
This term is devoid of derogatory connotation and is similar to the nouns describing the natives or citizens of particular countries, e.g "He's an American, she's a Russian".
"Humpty-dudeian" may refer to residents of the mythical land of Humpty-Dude, which is thought to be where Brokeback Mountain is located, however current theories suggest that this is merely a state of mind or mild delusion, such as the optimistic belief system which gives currency to the idea that saliva is a viable alternative to personal lubricant.
From "to hump (verb) - to have sex" and "dude (noun) - a human being of the masculine gender"
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Get the Dudebag mug.Upon watching a comercial for Dinosaur Robot action figures Bobby and Kenny both exclaimed "dudeical!".
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