The act of self pleasure while sitting on the toliet.
While going to the bathroom at work, I decided to drop the kids off at the pool
by hlavity February 15, 2008
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The act of taking a shit.

The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...

Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.

...Preferably Vanilla Ice.
"Hey man I'll be right back i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."

"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"

"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."
by Ballsacteabaghard. December 21, 2007
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Filling a girl's belly button up with sperm.
Dude, last night I pulled out of Jenny just in time and dropped the kids off at the pool!
by rex GROSSman May 03, 2008
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I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."
by Anonymous November 12, 2001
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