driend

1. NOUN: someone you meet while highly intoxicated.. a drunk friend

2. VERB: getting drunk and making friends

1. Amy: "My driend from that party last weekend invited us to go out Saturday"

2. Mo: "Let's take shots and go driend with the boys downstairs!"

by NU_427_MD November 18, 2010

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick

somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary

chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick

by Orangechicken October 2, 2004

dried

p.t. vb. Descriptive of your mother's vagina.

See also Danger Clit.

"Son, I'm afraid your mother's vagina dried out years ago."

by Norton April 30, 2004

sun dried cherry popper

After a man takes a shit then leaves a long terd out in the sun to dry and harden. He then wraps it in a condom and fucks a girl with it.

One day after taking a massive shit, Derek Sheldon began to feel horny. He then made a sun dried cherry popper and later did his girl with it.

by dad adib November 12, 2010

freeze dried whackaloon

From the yaya, meaning completely nutso, wacko, psycho person.

Stay away from her - she's a freeze dried whackaloon!!

by fedup June 24, 2003

dried fruit

Large variety of dried fruit items can be mixed together or eaten separately Full of fiber and very healthy.

She had to eat a lot of dried fruit on her diet.

She loves to eat dried apricots.

by Lee Ryder March 5, 2009

Dried up lake

An elderly woman whose vagina can no longer self lubricate itself.

"My dicks all shaffed from Gardenry Margrets dried up lake"

by Gardenry Margret December 4, 2011