douchebutt

A derogatory term used towards someone that is being both an ass & and a vaginal cleaning product.

ian: Daft Punk and Roy Orbison are the greatest artists of all time! All other music sucks! I'll never listen to any new songs ever again.

Zoidberg: You douchebutt, if you don't listen to new music you will never get to hear the latest masterpiece by Ke$ha or Rebecca Black.

by ZoidbergBG January 6, 2014

douchefag

a very gay individual who enjoys making everyone around him very annoyed, some have even considered suicide after speaking to him.. they have been known to offer condoms and free drinks to people in exchange for rides home and friendship. they are known to be seen in the locker room of the current sport they are playing crying in the corner because no one likes them. they generally parasitically attach themselves to anyone who makes eye contact with them. absolutly no one likes this cum gurgling, turtle sodomizing, cock gobbling, queef inhaling, twat waffling, used tampon eating, semen demon

boy 1: i think im going to go kill myself.

boy 2: why?

boy 1: cody triece just talked to me for two minutes straight.

boy 2: that douchefag

by the girls he raped @ school February 22, 2010

Doucheburg

A douchebag who hides the majority of his/her douchebaginess under the surface. Less than 10% of his/her douchebaginess is showing at any time, but much more lies beneath.

"Dude, Steve was trying to guilt trip me again."
"He's such a doucheburg, you don't even know."

by Apollo Firestar November 13, 2009

Douchecastle

A rude person of the male persuasion generally given to selfish acts.

This douchecastle stumbled to my apartment in the wee hours all lathered up and nostalgic.

by dnahvi January 29, 2009

doucheous maximus

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.

"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"

by Camen510 January 2, 2009

douchecaster

Noun: - a political talking head who no longer casts forth news, only douchebaggery.

"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."

by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009

National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week

Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.

"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."

by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009